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    Your next plane trip..

    Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seat-mate who keeps
    talking to you and snooping at everything you read?

    Next time, just follow these simple instructions:
    And get ready to enjoy your well-deserved privacy.

    1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
    2. Remove your laptop, and open it.
    3. Start up.
    4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.
    5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Take a very deep
    breath...
    6. Then open this web address...

    http://tinyurl.com/34fzpf

    #2
    mm, not funny in my eyes im afraid.

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      #3
      Would someone kindly translate the Arabic?

      P.P.
      Any information given in this post is based on my personal experience as a landlord, what I have learned from this and other boards and elsewhere. It is not to be relied on. Definitive advice is only available from a Solicitor or other appropriately qualified person.

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        #4
        perhaps its the countdown to Jeffreys 3000th post???

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          #5
          Originally posted by Poppy35 View Post
          perhaps its the countdown to Jeffreys 3000th post???
          Nope. I'm up to 3507 already.
          JEFFREY SHAW, solicitor [and Topic Expert], Nether Edge Law*
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            #6
            Yes, almost as hilarious as standing up and shouting "I have a bomb!"

            In any case I doubt it would enable you to "enjoy your well-deserved privacy". Especially if Mr Bush has put one of his "air marshals" on the plane.

            Peter

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              #7
              Don't complain about air marshalls. El Al is safest by far, because it openly admits to armed staff aboard. It avoids staff complacency by also randomly selecting individual employees to travel on flights for which they carried out the security checking: a great way to keep someone on his/her toes, by that person's life potentially depending on job efficiency.
              JEFFREY SHAW, solicitor [and Topic Expert], Nether Edge Law*
              1. Public advice is believed accurate, but I accept no legal responsibility except to direct-paying private clients.
              2. Telephone advice: see http://www.landlordzone.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=34638.
              3. For paid advice about conveyancing/leaseholds/L&T, contact me* and become a private client.
              4. *- Contact info: click on my name (blue-highlight link).

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                #8
                Originally posted by jeffrey View Post
                Don't complain about air marshalls. El Al is safest by far, because it openly admits to armed staff aboard. It avoids staff complacency by also randomly selecting individual employees to travel on flights for which they carried out the security checking: a great way to keep someone on his/her toes, by that person's life potentially depending on job efficiency.
                Fear not --- I was not complaining. Merely commenting that the OP's suggestion could lead to a rather...interesting outcome if the chap sitting next to you happened to be one of said marshals.

                Do El Al pay for the flight back for their staff, too? Or do they have to check baggage at the other end until they are randomly selected again?

                Peter

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                  #9
                  Long-distance flights in economy class, with legs hunched up, give passengers a DVD- or at least I think that's what they said...
                  JEFFREY SHAW, solicitor [and Topic Expert], Nether Edge Law*
                  1. Public advice is believed accurate, but I accept no legal responsibility except to direct-paying private clients.
                  2. Telephone advice: see http://www.landlordzone.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=34638.
                  3. For paid advice about conveyancing/leaseholds/L&T, contact me* and become a private client.
                  4. *- Contact info: click on my name (blue-highlight link).

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