What is the Weirdest Thing That You Have Ever Seen?

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    What is the Weirdest Thing That You Have Ever Seen?

    Mrs LHA came home on a train yesterday and when she got in, her jaw was still hanging down in shock. As Ma in law was pottering about she was practically bursting to tell me after an hour or so and so dragged me out to the garden.

    She had sat down on the train opposite a girl who was wearing standard girlie issue black skirt and thick black tights. What was odd was a slim white piece of plastic that was tucked between her legs at the skirt hem. Mrs LHA took a glance and saw that it was a smart phone and thought “well I suppose that’s one way to keep it safe”.

    It took a few moments for her to realise that the girl was on a second phone ( not that unusual) but, as the train got onto smoother tracks and quietened down, was clearly texting herself!!!!!

    Mrs LHA quickly gave her some privacy and changed carriages.

    So next time you borrow someone’s phone……..
    Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

    #2
    Was the hidden phone set to vibrate?

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      #3
      Don't go that route, this is a family show.

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        #4
        Well its was a family Train

        As for weird things this takes some beating. This man should not eat speak or even be seen in public...

        http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/21/going-...dwich-4736096/
        ed-miliband.jpg

        Fast forward to nightmare 2015 and the world laughing " So English, you have elected Mr Bean"
        Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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          #5
          Not me but my other half. She said she was on a train the other day and sending me a text message. She looked over and a lady was staring at her crotch, looked embarrassed and then moved carriages.
          "I'm afraid I didn't do enough background checks apart from checking her identity on Facebook" - ANON

          What I say is based on my own experience and research - Please don't take as gospel without first checking the gospel yourself.

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            #6
            If that was your wife then I suggest that if she was doing what we suspect, then I suggest you run round to Interflora and arrange a decent meal and a box of candles.
            Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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              #7
              20 Terrible Estate Agent Photographs

              Nothing to do with girls w*nking on trains, but I was a little at a loss where to put this link:

              http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/05/26/...t-photographs/

              Loved the toilet just inside the front door.

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                #8
                This is a genuine London Estate Agents site. There are some quality properties available

                http://martinbrookes.co.uk/lettings

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                  #9
                  The Onion's Tips For Finding An Apartment

                  Enjoy:

                  http://www.theonion.com/video/the-on...artment,36026/

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