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    It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........

    Hi. The S.21 is not valid for a number of reasons. I would be willing to sign a new AST with the prospective buyer. I suppose they are just an unknown quandary at the moment.
    Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

    Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them.
    I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

    #2
    Originally posted by jta View Post
    It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........



    Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

    Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them.
    Could the guy be using type-talk? I get the impression one or two prolific posters on here do, when they come up with similar mistakes.

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      #3
      Sorry, I dunno what type-talk is. Is it for blind people?

      I do know one completely blind man that has his computer read his emails aloud to him, he has the speech running so fast that I cannot understand a word of it. His typing skills are phenomenal as well.
      I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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        #4
        I may have used the wrong term, but I meant a program that types what is said into a microphone.

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          #5
          Originally posted by JK0 View Post
          I may have used the wrong term, but I meant a program that types what is said into a microphone.
          Many 'phones do that now....
          I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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            #6
            Originally posted by theartfullodger View Post
            Many 'phones do that now....
            Including this one



            never did any thing for me...
            Thunderbirds are go

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              #7
              Originally posted by jta View Post
              Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them.
              Here's one I enjoyed today:

              "Forget the advice about needing a "reasonable" amount of time to look at the contract, and have it looked by a third party. It's a phallacy."

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                #8
                By a fine upstanding citizen no doubt.
                I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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                  #9
                  Although it certainly wasn't a laughing matter for the OP in another thread about LL not doing repairs, the 'leek in the bedroom' which brought the ceiling down made me smile. Must have been some leek.

                  I also liked the idea of a 'Signed Afadavid'. (What you do with the other afa the david wasn't made clear).
                  'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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                    #10
                    I think threads like this work best if the person making the mistake is not identified.
                    I also post as Mars_Mug when not moderating

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                      #11
                      You can find many bad apples, but their is more good agents than rouge ones.
                      Priceless!!!

                      (Apart from the "interesting" Ingerlish/grammar/syntax..) I've this image of some regency dandy with rouged cheeks sitting in his wee letting agency waiting for that wonderful, hoped for, perfect tenant/landlord to walk through yon door..

                      Alternatively the poster may be referring to a particularly remarkable exemplar of "Cox's Orange Pippin.."

                      Cheers!
                      I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                        #12
                        From another site, I couldn't resist it...........

                        Work attire and pubic sector employees
                        I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by jta View Post
                          From another site, I couldn't resist it...........

                          Work attire and pubic sector employees
                          I was doing some voluntary work for a group trying to transfer off the council to a self managing organisation.

                          A scruffy dishevelled and smelly individual with a brillo pad beard joined meeting and no one knew where he lived, so the chair took him to one side to offer some help.

                          He replied that he was the council's housing officer.... !
                          Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                            #14
                            the 'leek in the bedroom' which brought the ceiling down made me smile. Must have been some leek.
                            Solicitor's reference to "Agreement for Leak" - presumably completed by "Transfer of Hole...."
                            RICHARD WEBSTER

                            As a conveyancing solicitor I believe the information given in the post to be useful (provided it relates to property in England & Wales) but I accept no liability except to fee-paying clients.

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                              #15
                              From one of today's threads:

                              Any chance of claiming any damages from the landlord? My furniture and other staff now smells and the whole house will need a thorough cleaning.

                              I told him to make sure the staff take a shower and change their clothes.

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                                jta
                                It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........



                                Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

                                Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them....
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