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  • jta
    started a topic Unconscious humour from posters

    Unconscious humour from posters

    It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........

    Hi. The S.21 is not valid for a number of reasons. I would be willing to sign a new AST with the prospective buyer. I suppose they are just an unknown quandary at the moment.
    Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

    Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them.

  • JK0
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    failing to pay that part of the tent that they could reasonably afford would also indicate intentional homelessness.
    But is a tent really a home?

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  • JK0
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    Hi I'm in the process of lease assignment with a aga.

    The lease will be due for renewal after 1 year. My question is will my aga stop once the lease is renewed?
    I had no idea you could lease an Aga.

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  • nukecad
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    tank his flat
    Wouldn't using an armoured vehicle to demolish it be an illegal eviction?

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  • theartfullodger
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    At another place....

    Lesser insists freeloader should pay to tank his flat,
    Dunno if intentional or the usual....

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  • JK0
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    I am unclear how the previous tenancy ended and why the tenants could be liable for the costs of reletting when you served notice on them.
    Ah, well there's the solution for anyone wanting to leave before the end of the term: Stop paying the rent, get evicted, and you save on re-letting costs.

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  • nukecad
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    Tenent Has Passed Away
    That's me ..... Losing my Religion.

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  • JK0
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    in my opinion the most probable reason behind the waste waster brokage
    Can you imagine this on court papers?

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  • JK0
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    I have a property that I rent out and it is fully managed by Dixons.
    Is it a shop selling tellies?

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  • JK0
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    Originally posted by jpkeates View Post
    It's not the claims track I'd have chosen...
    I think he means to kick tenant's arse until she coughs up.

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  • jpkeates
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    Understand it’s her money theoretically and she’s due it back even though she owes me a lot of money, but she’ll get up to £1k back from TDS which means she’s getting £200 of my money if you look at it that way. So I just have to accept that until I go to anal claims?
    It's not the claims track I'd have chosen...

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  • JK0
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    I have a flat that I rent out that has a “tested with tenant” FireAngel ST 750T smoke alarm
    Is 'tested with tenant' a marketing slogan of the makers, or do you mean your tenant has not succeeded in disabling it yet?

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  • JK0
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    Finally, you really do need to get it in to your head that 'retainers' are not "scared of life outside the EU
    I believe butlers are popular in the USA.

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  • JK0
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    The LL should be claiming from the previous tenant.
    'But you let me have a cat. You might have guessed the cat would pee on the floor, so it's fair wear & tear.'

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  • JK0
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    Poor confused American kids. See video:

    'What do we want? Climate Change! When do we want it? Now!'

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-...-for-the-cause

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    jta
    It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........



    Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

    Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them....
    01-08-2012, 17:16 PM
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    But is a tent really a home? ...
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