Unconscious humour from posters

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • JK0
    replied
    If the (un)availability of the heating would have made a difference to your decision to rent the property, not telling you is a misleading omission by the agent/landlord.
    Agents are expected to be mind-readers?

    Leave a comment:


  • JK0
    replied
    Originally posted by nukecad View Post
    .
    People tend not to move much once they are dead.
    'License to haunt'?

    Leave a comment:


  • nukecad
    replied
    Tenant to stay after death
    .
    People tend not to move much once they are dead.

    Leave a comment:


  • Kape65
    replied
    I'd go toilet every day of the week.
    I should hope so!

    Leave a comment:


  • nukecad
    replied
    Have any members experience of electronic execution?
    When I read that The Green Mile came to mind.

    I've had it the other way with a 200 joule defibrillation, but that's resucitation not execution.

    Leave a comment:


  • nukecad
    replied
    leaking comes from Balcony
    I'm sure we have all been on holidays where people used to P off the balcony.

    Leave a comment:


  • JK0
    replied
    I fail to see why a Eric Would fail in an area the leaseholder has no control over,
    But where to find an electrician called Eric?

    Leave a comment:


  • JK0
    replied
    Just received an advertising email from Landlordzone with the subject as follows:

    TONIGHT - Live Deal Souring Training!
    Surely no-one needs training for that?

    Leave a comment:


  • nukecad
    replied
    the cable could serve a 13a socket for charging from a granny charger.
    You know I hate to ask
    But, are 'grannys' electric?
    Mine's broke down

    And now I've no one to love.

    Nod to Gary Numan, and apologies for taking liberties with the lyrics.

    Leave a comment:


  • nukecad
    replied
    What's the difference between sheriff and bailiff
    Sheriffs carry six shooters on their belts and 'clean up the town' - Ask Clint Eastwood for more details.

    Leave a comment:


  • JK0
    replied
    Maybe try knocking in the door and if that fails, sniffing in the letterbox?
    Sniff the letterbox after I've knocked the door in?

    Leave a comment:


  • JK0
    replied
    Basement flat dwelling type
    Where can I find such a tenant for my basement flat?

    Leave a comment:


  • JK0
    replied
    To dog or not to dog?
    Only when the weather's nice & warm.

    BTW, enjoy:

    Leave a comment:


  • nukecad
    replied
    Tenant not cleaned properly at check out
    I don't think you can insist that your tenant has a wash before moving out.

    Leave a comment:


  • JK0
    replied
    Is it worth getting rent protection insurance? (especially during COVID)?


    Mine would, it has very few exclusions.


    LOL.

    Leave a comment:

Latest Activity

Collapse

Working...
X