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  • tommyharold45
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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post
    From one of today's threads:

    Any chance of claiming any damages from the landlord? My furniture and other staff now smells and the whole house will need a thorough cleaning.

    I told him to make sure the staff take a shower and change their clothes.
    Your this "I told him to make sure the staff take a shower and change their clothes" don't know why makes me feel sarcastic

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  • jpkeates
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    Hmmm

    https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/fo...-needed-please

    Meet

    https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/fo...e-damage-costs

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  • nukecad
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    if the electrician has floundered building regs
    Sounds a bit fishy to me.

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  • nukecad
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    Various posts -
    I would sell if I could
    What you really mean is "I would like to sell for a certain price, but no-one will give me that price".

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  • JK0
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    First let me make it clear that I am not a professional landlord
    Did this make anyone else chuckle?

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  • nukecad
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    ... the ground rent from the airspace ...
    The best oxymoron I've seen in a while.

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  • nukecad
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    Tenant broke old coin electric meter can I ..?

    Well if you really want to.

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  • nukecad
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    Asbestoes / Health and Safety / Fire Risk Assesment
    Your toes are going to be OK though.

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  • nukecad
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    Sink in toilet
    You shouldn't wash your hands in the toilet bowl.

    Or is it related to this?
    Tenant did a poo in the sink.

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  • JK0
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    The freeholder answers properly as described above and then quite reasonably tells you to get stuffed.
    And this.

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  • JK0
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    my right to quiet enjoyment (which I am not enjoying)?
    This just cracked me up.

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  • nukecad
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    As well as being a bit too late after they have already rented somewhere?

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  • JK0
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    Originally posted by Propertygoesup View Post
    Whyever should I provide a booklet of " how to rent " though.? Surely that's up to the tenant to find and read themselves If they are new to renting?
    I think we all feel the same buddy.

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  • jpkeates
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    Originally posted by theartfullodger View Post
    You'll know how Belvoir should be pronounced (as in the Hunt)??
    If the bloke's there for that, she's definitely blocking him!

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  • theartfullodger
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    Originally posted by jpkeates View Post
    image_2460.png I try not to ad block on here, but does anyone understand what the point of the image on the Belvoir Ad is about.

    A woman in bed in a facemask while a smiling bloke looks at her.

    I'm not sure how that connects to the return on my investment?
    You'll know how Belvoir should be pronounced (as in the Hunt)??

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