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  • JK0
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    the Ogden rate set by the government at the time for personal unjustly claims was at 2.5%
    Can I make a claim, if someone's been personally unjust to me?

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  • nukecad
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    Dancing Pole
    If they're doing the Mazurka that could upset the neighbours downstairs.

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  • JK0
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    if they were totally free i may be a no brainer.
    Best not make such decisions if you are.

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  • theartfullodger
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    From another place, today....
    My tenants signed an AST without a brake clause.
    Mobile home then??

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  • JK0
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    carpet burn on checkout
    What on earth was the checkout clerk doing?

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  • nukecad
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    payed my rent into her privet bank account
    That would be a hedge fund then.

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  • JK0
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    I could go on all day on his subject but I will stop and wish you all a Very New Year.
    I wish we did have a new year. Every one seems the same as the one before.

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  • nukecad
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    ... if someone was moving out it was up tp them to make the place look good for the Vikings.
    You don't want them, they'd probably loot, pillage, and ransack the place.

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  • JK0
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    Originally posted by ash72 View Post

    Anything can go wrong in a property, to make it fool proof is impossible to do,
    “A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”

    ― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

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  • nukecad
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    My tenant has asked if he can get a dog. Where do I stand on this ?
    It will yelp if you stand on it and may try to bite you.

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  • nukecad
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    The landlord seems not to be phased ...
    Another out of step landlord?

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  • theartfullodger
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    Today........
    ..................She can't send over 6k to an agency without having at a minimum draft of the tendency agreement ..........
    Some of my tenants certainly had tendencies.... but never agreed in the agreement...

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  • eagle2
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    “The landlord reserves the right tomato”

    Must be a vegetarian

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  • JK0
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    I got £4000 rent arrears

    And I’ve found a new property goung through new referencing now as we speak.
    Are you expecting a good reference?

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  • theartfullodger
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    From another place today...
    Is it not common to rent property to people? Estate agents manage lettings, so you - the owner don't need to do much (am I wrong?)

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