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  • JK0
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    "lost" rent isn't a loss.
    I think it is!

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  • JK0
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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post
    I think I begin to see why landlord issued the s21 notice. Tenant is a Barrack-room Lawyer.

    https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/fo...lfish-landlord
    OMG, there's another thread on basically the same subject today:

    https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/se...2%3A%221%22%7D

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  • theartfullodger
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    For most of my tenancies, I don’t take a deposit. I have also given despots back when tenants have paid.......
    Bloody despots: Coming over hear, making us give 'em back.... grrrr....

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  • nukecad
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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post
    Tenant is a Barrack-room Lawyer.
    Does a 'delivery-suite lawyer' exist? (or is that only in America?)

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  • JK0
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    I think I begin to see why landlord issued the s21 notice. Tenant is a Barrack-room Lawyer.

    https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/fo...lfish-landlord

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  • nukecad
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    Not sure I want to know details about any dump spots.

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  • JK0
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    If the wall is not damaged but having the dump/condensation spots/scars then deductions from deposit would be illegal
    This guy tickles me.

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  • nukecad
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    Yep, it's a classic.

    The whole Car Share series is very funnny but that is one of the best.

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  • JK0
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    Did anyone see the 'Car Share' clip about dogging? It had me in tears yesterday:

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  • nukecad
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    having group sex in her home when they think she's out
    Well it has been a bit cold this winter for dogging.

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  • JK0
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    hazards causing difficulty in breathing such as dump, swollen wall etc.
    Swollen what?

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  • boletus
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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post

    Yeah. I'm expert in creating a bland canvas.
    Me too, it was conscious humour JKO.
    During refurbs, I dream in magnolia.

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  • JK0
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    But for an experienced landlord, expert in creating a bland canvas, not desperate to sell, with trade contacts, I reckon it is well worth doing.
    Yeah. I'm expert in creating a bland canvas.

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  • JK0
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    Lets say if the landlord apply for court possession order and if we send defence form along with the pregnancy plus few other maintenance work such as swallowen wall giving illusion of asbestos then could that delay the order.
    Pretend to court that you have asbestos? Great move!

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  • JK0
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    I would consider that you hadn't behaved in a tenant like manner because you should have turned the water off at the stop tap which would have stopped it getting so wet.
    Ain't that behaving exactly like a tenant, though?

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