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  • jta
    started a topic Unconscious humour from posters

    Unconscious humour from posters

    It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........

    Hi. The S.21 is not valid for a number of reasons. I would be willing to sign a new AST with the prospective buyer. I suppose they are just an unknown quandary at the moment.
    Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

    Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them.

  • KeepTheFaith
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    Originally posted by leaseholder64 View Post
    you should use FB locks on cupboards to which the brigade may require access.
    Facebook have never been any good at keeping anything secure. Let alone cupboards. 🤣

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  • JK0
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    Originally posted by DPT57 View Post

    Who by? The Council? The tenancy hasnt ended. Nothing to stop you going to inspect though. Take an independent witness and a camera if possible
    Originally posted by Bach View Post

    Yeah, the council's homeless team l moved the tenant into emergency housing.
    I'm still confused!

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  • JK0
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    I can't cause annoyance if playing is audible to other tenants
    Almost guaranteed to annoy someone, isn't it?

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  • JK0
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    maybe you know some reliable plumber for West London :-)
    That's a three way oxymoron there, isn't it?

    'RELIABLE'

    'PLUMBER'

    'WEST LONDON'

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  • KTC
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    in our fats, the problems started when, leaky, wooden windows were replaced by uPVC and aluminium ones.
    There's windows in our fats, and leaky ones at that? I'm not sure I want to know the details.

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  • JK0
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    No deposit option covering pets...
    Isn't that a contradiction in terms?

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  • JK0
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    As we have been advised you will be getting a pet at the property the monthly NDO cost will be slightly more, please see attached standing order mandate.
    What does 'NDO' stand for?

    'No Dog Order'?

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  • JK0
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    Redress Schemes for landlords to be introduced
    Hooray! Finally landlords get some redress!

    Err, wait...

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  • JK0
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    Originally posted by Interlaken View Post
    the judges own paperwork is often missing I find.
    Why would that be? Couldn't be he flushed it down the court toilet before you came in?

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  • theartfullodger
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    From another place, MSE...
    Hi, we moved in to our flat a year ago now. Was given a six month tendency.

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  • JK0
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    Most tenants won't do that much cleaning in my experience.
    Ain't that the truth.

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  • nukecad
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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post
    Is this in Scotland?
    Mold is a town in Flintshire, North Wales.
    (Not sure about the hous though, that's old English spelling).

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  • JK0
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    I also don't want to live in a hous with mold.
    Is this in Scotland?

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  • JK0
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    L Not Giving 24 Hours' Notice + Multiple Other Unreasonable Requests
    Yes, that is an unreasonable request.

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