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  • jta
    started a topic Unconscious humour from posters

    Unconscious humour from posters

    It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........

    Hi. The S.21 is not valid for a number of reasons. I would be willing to sign a new AST with the prospective buyer. I suppose they are just an unknown quandary at the moment.
    Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

    Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them.

  • JK0
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    Also it *looks* like she has two dogs from social
    Amazing what you can get on National Assistance.

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  • JK0
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    what is the term remaining on the lease the ground tent
    How long does a tent last?

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  • JK0
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    1. what would any of this be classed as wear and tear?
    2. Can I charge her for pinching my furniture or at least to cover cost of disposing of the junk she has left behind?
    3. Can I charge for the fact my brand new carpets are removed and replaced with something a fraction of the cost?
    That a landlord would have to ask the questions above, is rather a sick joke in itself, isn't it?

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  • JK0
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    a section 21 notice can not be used if they were not given gas certificated and renters guide when staring, which I know they weren't.
    They still count even if tenant did not notice them.

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  • nukecad
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    Originally posted by mariner
    Your query is?
    The usual - Can I get away with posting spam links?

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  • JK0
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    Also, section 21 was never intended as an easy way of dealing with non-payment. s8g8 provides for that.
    s8g8 is an easy way of dealing with non-payment?

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  • nukecad
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    The who deposit protection scheme was set up
    Because a Timelords poop is valuable.

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  • JK0
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    The who deposit protection scheme was set up so as rouge landlords and agents could not tenants damage deposit as they use to in the past and runaway with them.
    Those rouge landlords doing naughty things again.

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  • JK0
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    it will increase the cost to landlords of copping and changing tenants
    Definitely increases the cost of copping them. Just let my first flat in Reading over £1000 pcm yesterday. Happy days.

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  • JK0
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    Ideally, increase the rent, not the deposit
    I think we'd all like to do that, wouldn't we?

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  • JK0
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    Landlord fined for allowing tenants to live with rats
    All the more reason not to allow pets?

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  • jpkeates
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    So true
    So true

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  • JK0
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    Owning multiple falts
    You are brave to come out and admit it. I think it's spelt 'faults' though, isn't it?

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  • JK0
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    formally requested a pow wow with all parties to see if meditation can bring this to an end.
    Not sure if thinking about the problem will help much.

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