Unconscious humour from posters

[jta]

It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........

Hi. The S.21 is not valid for a number of reasons. I would be willing to sign a new AST with the prospective buyer. I suppose they are just an unknown quandary at the moment.

Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them.

[JK0]

In terms of damage, say for example they breAk down the walls, cut the joists to the first floor , rip sealing down , etc etc, can the police Assist with this...

Only if they are raiding the place.

[nukecad]

I consider myself a good landlord.

Ahh, but they all say that.

[JK0]

We're good tenants.

Ahh, but they all say that.

[theartfullodger]

.....................All reptiles gratefully received.

Aye, I've had tenants like that also....

[JK0]

I am hunk these were probably there when he moved in but I'm pretty sure that they shouldn't be as they add significant weight to the roof and affect the drainage.

Can you not take the slabs off yourself, then?

[JK0]

All reptiles gratefully received.

Yeah, reptiles do need a warm house. What sort are you getting?

[nukecad]

Estates agents back campaign

Must be their heavy fees putting too much strain on the lumbar region.

[JK0]

I suspect the courts are used to tenants denying access when trying to frustrate an eviction repair grounds, and will not treat tenants who do so sympathetically.

Sadly I don't. I suspect courts will be only too pleased that tenant has found a way to screw over his landlord.

[nukecad]

I will consider commentating with him this evening...

Is there a match on?

[JK0]

I did not use tenancy deposit scheme help !

You did right. They are no help at all.

[JK0]

It doesn't have to warrant it, only to be souly and holy.

Vicar's car expenses?

[JK0]

unlikely that they would pass an application for the residents to put a barrier up to deer non residents from using the road.

I don't think council would be concerned about deer.

[JK0]

From MSE:

Hi does anyone know if my rented flat epc is incorrect can I claim the extra electricity charges back from property agent? Certificate issued in 2009 of grade d but I started to rent in 2018 and have had huge elec bills and damp issues. Certificate is now due.

BTW, it's a little worrying that a tenant would be so stupid as to think that he'd only have to pay the same bills as in 2009.

[JK0]

Cost of satellite realignment. Tenant or Landlord?

You can't expect a satellite to be moved just for your tenant. That will put everyone else's receivers off, won't it?