Unconscious humour from posters

[jta]

It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........

Hi. The S.21 is not valid for a number of reasons. I would be willing to sign a new AST with the prospective buyer. I suppose they are just an unknown quandary at the moment.

Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them.

[Wainwright]

[QUOTE=In terms of damage, say for example they breAk down the walls, cut the joists to the first floor , rip sealing down , etc etc, can the police Assist with this.... [/QUOTE]

I'd imagine chances of them being found alive under all that rubble are fairly slim, anyway so it's all academic!

[JK0]

I own a block of flats with DSS tenants. Police knocked down wrong flat door and then sent bill

Wasn't this problem self inflicted?

[JK0]

I am suing former doggy landlord

Did you not smell a rat when there were paw prints on the tenancy agreement instead of signatures?

[KeepTheFaith]

If Mrs T is claiming any benefits, having Mr T live with her might affect her claim.

I pity the fool that would mess with Mr T! 🙂

[JK0]

Lodger not leaving

Pleased to hear it. Even if he is awkward old beggar.

[JK0]

https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/fo...mage-and-evict

I guess it's not so wise to let with 'LetWise'

[nukecad]

... unable to have a movable joist ...

That doesn't sound like a good idea anyway.

[JK0]

Notice under Section 21 for pre 201 tenancies

Your tenants must be very old.

[MdeB]

Letting Agent Termination Without a Contract

So, you want them taken out but don't want to pay for it?

[JK0]

Freeloaders don't usually pay for anything.

That's the point of calling freeholders 'freeloaders', isn't it?

[alice123]

son buying a house (bless) found one on the cheap saying 50percent ownership - 'oooh does that mean there are other people walking about in the house as you only buy the half ??'

[nukecad]

This has been recommended by a surveyor and freeloader to pay.

Freeloaders don't usually pay for anything.

[jpkeates]

Yeah. Tenant claimed not to have received prescribed information, a couple of years ago. Don't you remember?

I don't remember, but I'm sure it happened.

So the landlord gives evidence that it was

Interestingly, the only person I (vauguely) know who's involved in no win no fee claims tells me that they don't take no PI claims any more - the level of proof, on the balance of probabilities, tends to favour the landlord in most cases.

[JK0]

If someone receives a letter claiming vast amounts and can simply respond with the evidence that the regulations were satisfied, the claim will just go into the bin.

I have never seen a post on this or other forums from a landlord being pursued by a no win no fee operation who had actually protected the deposit and the tenant was making something up.
Has anyone else?

Yeah. Tenant claimed not to have received prescribed information, a couple of years ago. Don't you remember?