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  • nukecad
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    The whole review-based system is not geared for someone libelled to pursue the matter
    They could always try to sue for defamation of character.

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  • JK0
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    A lot of tenants have practical skills that are going to waste while they are renting.
    My tenant's aren't, unfortunately. https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/fo...is-a-handy-man

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  • nukecad
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    Schedule 18 Part !! of the Rent Act 1977
    That most be a good part to deserve the double exclamation.

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  • JK0
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    https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/fo...-is-this-legal

    (Yeah. But no. But, yeah, but no but yeah.)

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  • JK0
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    Don't keep putting sushi down it then, surely?

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  • JK0
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    Carpet Damage Zero Deposit Guarantee
    Ah, if only there was someone who could guarantee zero damage or deposits, on your carpet.

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  • nukecad
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    I would be asking the plumbing why the pressure keeps dropping
    Would that be a voicepipe?

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  • JK0
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    Not at any times without the licence in writing of the Lessor first obtained nor except (if such licence shall be granted) in accordance with plans and specifications previously approved by the Lessor an to the Lessor's reasonable satisfaction to make any alterations or apture in the plan external construction hight walls timbers elevations or architectural appearance thereof nor to cut or remove the main walls or timbers of the Demised Premises nor to do or suffer in or upon the Demised Premises any wilful or voluntary waste or spoil nor to carry out or permit to be carried out any alterations or additions to or disconnections from the general plumbing system and/or any conduits connected thereto nor to remove any of the Lessor's fixtures and

    The above is the only clause where electricity/wiring is mentioned as far as the Lessee's covenant is concerned.
    No, it mentions plumbing!

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  • JK0
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    Hello

    If a property is sold with tenants, is it possible to take them out?
    Yeah, but you'll be done for murder.

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  • nukecad
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    If the lease says the tank may sub-let,
    Must be an aggressive neighbourhood.

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  • nukecad
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    My husband and I just purchased a property in a bee development.
    Never heard that term, is it some kind of buzzword?

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  • JK0
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    Obviously there was a kitchen nanny bathroom before, but the new ones are improvements.
    This sounds like a very upmarket rental. Imagine having space for a nanny, never mind one dedicated to the time the children are in the kitchen.

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  • nukecad
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    .. recently left burn mark on the kitchen countertop. The mark isn't noticeable at all ..
    Homes (stet) and the case of the invisible burn mark.

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  • JK0
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    My T. paid the MCOL judgement. I wonder what what a message “a bar was put in place for Mr Xxx mean.
    He'll be boozing from home.

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  • JK0
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    Not even one? That is bad.

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