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    Originally posted by nukecad View Post
    Yeh, my doctor makes some strange noises as well.
    YES! I've made it! My unconscious humour is quoted on this thread! For anyone who doesn't know what the original GPs are - guinea pigs not doctors!

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      I'm not entirely sure if it's your first one here? Nor sure how many of mine have made it in here?

      It was a good one though when quoted out of context.

      I do try to leave the posters name of any posts that I quote from here, to save possible embarassment.

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        If it is a private drain blocked by what has been allowed to enter system it depends on TA but probably tenant responsibility (behaving in a tenant like manner)
        Behaving in a tenant like manner = Blocks drains.

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          nothing in TA prevents us storing a bicycle indoors.
          Presumably nothing in TA prevents you storing a car indoors either?

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            (Today)
            Alternatively you could sell the property and buy someone else...
            The thought had occurred to me but on balance think the wife would object.
            I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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              Can I say no to a joint fence?
              You could always buy/sell your ganja elsewhere.

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                "Ive seen many blacks come under the spell of leaseholder management and it has been far from a panacea."

                Black leases matter!
                ;o)

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                  Today
                  freeholder snuggling to recover arrears

                  03-08-2020, 15:54 PM
                  Not a strategy that ever works for me...
                  I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                    Is it worth getting rent protection insurance? (especially during COVID)?


                    Mine would, it has very few exclusions.


                    LOL.

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                      Tenant not cleaned properly at check out
                      I don't think you can insist that your tenant has a wash before moving out.

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                        To dog or not to dog?
                        Only when the weather's nice & warm.

                        BTW, enjoy:

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                          Basement flat dwelling type
                          Where can I find such a tenant for my basement flat?

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                            Maybe try knocking in the door and if that fails, sniffing in the letterbox?
                            Sniff the letterbox after I've knocked the door in?

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                              What's the difference between sheriff and bailiff
                              Sheriffs carry six shooters on their belts and 'clean up the town' - Ask Clint Eastwood for more details.

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                                the cable could serve a 13a socket for charging from a granny charger.
                                You know I hate to ask
                                But, are 'grannys' electric?
                                Mine's broke down

                                And now I've no one to love.

                                Nod to Gary Numan, and apologies for taking liberties with the lyrics.

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