Unconscious humour from posters

[nukecad]

If they're all on a single joint agreement, the landlord leaving doesn't end the tenancy for him (or them) and he continues to be liable for the rent (all of it, as they all are).

The landlord is liable for the rent?

(Should say 'granddad' not 'landlord').

[jpkeates]

The landlord is liable for the rent?

(Should say 'granddad' not 'landlord').

Sigh, yes it should.

I hate this thread!

[jpkeates]

Funny how things go in cycles.

There have been three (or so) questions about agents requiring landlords to have contents insurance, or landlords with the same type of question, in a few days.
Previously, not so much, and I bet it goes away as a subject for a while.

[JK0]

they guarantee to return property in same condition so I assume they replace kitchen if needed.

Yeah, that's definitely going to happen.

[nukecad]

...I do love GPs and that adorable whistling they make...

Yeh, my doctor makes some strange noises as well.

[MdeB]

either verbally or in writing.

Them damned pesky writings that don't use verbs.

[JK0]

I have no knowledge in this area but am just speculating. If you are only allowed two posters then possibly any agreement for a third would be invalid.

Oh, I prefer my tenants not to put up posters at all.

[theartfullodger]

Hi guys, me and my partner moved into our first house last week, Within our tenancy agreement it stated that pets were allowed at the discrepancy of our landlord...

Aye, well, discrepancies are intrinsically erroneous..

[nukecad]

Is hiding pets okay?

Is this Glenn Quagmire?

[nukecad]

Broken Bed - New Slates - £30

I know some people like a firm bed, but that seems a bit too firm.

[theartfullodger]

only just seen this from 2014 re inclusive broadband.....

...I set a limit of 30 GB per month (I get 40 GB free off BT) and make tenant sign a contract to say they will download illegal stuff.....

! Sounds like landlord might be guilty of a conspiracy charge!

[nukecad]

the need to accept cask

A CAMRA member?

[JK0]

Blanket Bans on all benefit claimants are discriminatory, and thus unlawful.

Can you take them if they promise to use duvets?

[nukecad]

LOL; more likely to be a sleeping bag on the street if they can't rent a flat.

[JK0]

i dont think there government back your get less rent and trouble getting reinburst for damage

wtf? ...