Unconscious humour from posters

[JK0]

The courts will decide if the notice is valid and if it is, they will have to award you possession.
They can't side with anyone, they have no choice in the matter.

Such touching faith.

[JK0]

Are you are therefore suggesting that by a CP12 covering more than a service does (on a boiler not the whole central heating system) then all the Gas Safe Engineers are effectievly duping the customer out of monies by charging them separate for a service on top of the CP12 costs.....???

I couldn't possibly comment.

[Kape65]

The police don’t normally do illegal things

Such touching faith.

[JK0]

Freehold Garden but Leaseholders have right to 'Quite Enjoyment" What can I do to it?

Anything that they'll quite enjoy?

[JK0]

However, on 22 May 2020 the Housing, Communities and Local Government Committee published a report recommending that once the courts re-open, they be given the discretion to dismiss Section 8 notices for rent arrears and Section 21 notices until 31 December 2020.“

That's just legitimising what they already do, isn't it?

[JK0]

Poster with username 'rentreviewspecialist' asking advice about yield.

https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/fo...n-buying-yield

[JK0]

these areas have been treated previously with anti-slip fool paint coatings

Coatings to stop fools slipping?

[JK0]

03-06-2020, 19:38 PM


You can't be legally evicted at the moment if you are in England (unless you're a trespasser).

All court sessions relating to repossession have been halted until June at the earliest and there is a huge backlog being created (which will take ages to clear because of the need for social distancing in courts).
That stay in possession hearings may be extended, so no one's scheduling anything.

So there can't be a possession hearing next week, full stop.

Err.. it is June.

[JK0]

OMG, this is funny.. Artful gives heartfelt advice, and o/p thinks he's taking the p*ss.

So sorry to read your story: Clearly your landlord is a disgrace to humanity who should be deported immediately (regardless of where he was born).

Write (yes WRITE! - keep copy..) to landlord about repair issues using draft letter in Shelter's guidance on reporting repairs here..
https://england.shelter.org.uk/housi...ivate_landlord
- which also gives guidance of what to do if landlord doesn't fix things..

& 'phone Shelter free Helpline 0808 800 4444 - they are the experts on these matters,

Do NOT leave: In your shoes I'd change the locks (keep old locks to change back when you eventually leave).

However this landlord clearly is not a decent one & if you can find somewhere else it might be bettter

Best wishes, hope things improve.

Artful: Landlord since 2000. & on benefits

Theartfullodger: your response and attitude is woeful. I didn't ask for sarcasm, I hate being in this situation and would do anything not to owe rent arrears or being evicted. No doubt you think I'm a benefit fraud and deserve everything I get. Corbin's benefit-scrounging scum? I'm not actually. I did everything I could to pay the rent for 10 years and be a good tenant despite these disrepair problems. So please jump down from your high horse. Not everyone is a tenant with no morals.

[nukecad]

The tenant was arrested, cannabis and cash was seized, and the door kicked down with a ram.

The new drug squad on patrol.
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[theartfullodger]

OMG, this is funny.. Artful gives heartfelt advice, and o/p thinks he's taking the p*ss.

Yes, but fairs-fair: She spelt my user name correctly, no "Dodger".

[JK0]

Complaining of disrepair, but won't let landlord in to repair it?

https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/fo...aperwork/page4

[MdeB]

I have obtained a Statutory Instrument against my landlord and prevented all injuctive relief as well as hand relief

I didn't know that was possible.

[nukecad]

... to landlord in advance into his back account.

Back pocket? (Don't tell the tax man).

[JK0]

So the council said to my agent they wanted a dump report done

And did they confirm it was a dump?