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    He'll be staying away from the hallway in case germs slip through the letter box.

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      the property below which will have to be destroyed
      But won't your own flat collapse then also?

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        I seriously wonder why some people bother posting here. This guy thinks DPT57 offensive for telling him to 'grow a pair'.

        https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/fo...irus-situation

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          Section 21 court procedure

          14-04-2020, 21:10 PM



          Do I need a solicitor at the court or hearing ! Do the judges check the documents very throughly ?
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          I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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            They did not do any diligence on the tenants monthly expenditure, which was obversely needed.
            But looking at the other side of the coin .....

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              The lease lists landlord's obligations re these matters as:
              1. 3.3.3 To maintain all gas and electrical appliances and central heating system
              No, that doesn't mean he should replace your 7 year old TV, 7 year old computer, or the lightbulbs.

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                I've only ever once had someone negotiate rent. I just had an ensuite available at the time, priced below the few ensuites available in the area.
                What does tenant do when someone needs to use the ensuite? Avert his gaze?

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                  Well I guess its a positive thing to have caused some amusement at this time.

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                    Yeah, they sound like wangas.

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                      Just come across this thread (no pun intended). Sometimes I feel my mistyped texts/emails/posts convey my actual feelings better than the corrected versions. I'm often tempted to leave the errors in - "Dead Sir" & "Retards Ken" are the common ones. My daughter uses that talking text app on her phone. Her texts are frequently excruciatingly long and largely unintelligible - not even funny.

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                        Hello, i have been in the letting agency for quite sometime
                        because it is much cheaper than having my own house.

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                          The tennant also left a teddy in the upstairs room
                          Yes, I often find items of clothing lying around after a tenancy.

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                            But the government said business tenants would be protected from eviction or other threads until 30 June 2020.
                            Oh, well no point asking here, then.

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                              I was always a very good landlord but..............
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                              .. plus the user-name........
                              I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                                I see no reason to use the storage heaters if they work well.
                                (I think he meant the opposite.)

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