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    I plead guilty as charged, Sir!

    Please note, I am re-learning it...
    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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      Urrgh, can't believe i made that rookie mistake...

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        At another place ....
        I must admit i did not know the landlord name needed to be on the tenancy, I thought having the agent name was enough.
        New depths plumbed I fear....
        I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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          i just wanted to know to want my right ours?
          wtf? ...

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            Today...
            I seen on wed Diy and download AST, are these any good and can someone recommend?
            - no idea either...
            I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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              But the garden isn't going to ever be maintained (as you would like it) by tenants.
              Ain't that the truth.

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                Do solicitors not know grammar?

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                  The boiler has been looked at and is operating fine but has a small leak. Shall we still go ahead with it considering the current climate?

                  Thanks.
                  AL.
                  I think relying on climate change to remove the necessity for central heating is a bit of a forlorn hope.

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                    - they think they will be closing soon for the duration.
                    Crikey. How long is it since anyone heard those words?

                    (Not funny, but couldn't think what other thread to post this in.)

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                      Next new tenancy take out RLP insurance for £15 which covers your legal fees when evicting a tenant for non payment and the rent
                      Ha. I can't believe people still think this will pay up.

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                        Portion of email just received from my Landlord Insurers:

                        Rent guarantee cover

                        Some of our landlord customers have rent guarantee cover, so we want to provide clarity on this. The Government have looked to provide some stability for both tenants and landlords in these uncertain times, announcing that no tenant will be evicted during a three-month period and if necessary, landlords are able to apply for a three-month payment holiday on their Buy to Let mortgage. These announcements remove the legal mechanism to take a rent guarantee claim forward and so no new rent guarantee claims will be paid for the next three months.

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                          https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/fo...e-corona-virus

                          I wondered how long it would be before we heard the modern equivalent of: 'Don't you know there's a war on?'

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                            Coronavirus - asking council for a break
                            Come on, you're a landlord. No-one's going to give us a break.

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                              Today
                              I was getting paid my Trent directly from universal credit a.......................

                              tenant has now decided to ................ registered a new dress with universal credit.
                              I'm sure the DWP will be very please about the new garment...
                              I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                                Originally posted by Habib85 View Post
                                I was getting paid my Trent directly from universal credit
                                Is that one of them Rolls Royce jet engines?

                                Originally posted by Habib85 View Post
                                tenant has ... registered a new dress with universal credit.
                                I hadn't realised that UC were so strict on what you can spend the money on.

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