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    Copper in Bathwater
    Tell him there is nothing nefarious in your bath he needs to concern himself with.

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      image_2460.png I try not to ad block on here, but does anyone understand what the point of the image on the Belvoir Ad is about.

      A woman in bed in a facemask while a smiling bloke looks at her.

      I'm not sure how that connects to the return on my investment?
      Last edited by jpkeates; 09-11-2019, 10:12 AM.
      When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
      Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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        there are 6 large willy bins for 8 tenants.
        Presumably the other 2 only have small willys?

        (That's kept me chuckling for at least an hour).

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          this is a forum for legal questions not judgments about things irrelevant to those legal questions. If you don't like Housing Law as it is vote Labour . . ..
          Surely that statement is judgemental in itself?

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            he also in breach of the tenancy agreement which says he has to fix urgent issues immediately or pay us for the damages
            The young, eh?

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              Is an 'Andlord' a landlord who does everything himself?

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                Originally posted by jpkeates View Post
                image_2460.png I try not to ad block on here, but does anyone understand what the point of the image on the Belvoir Ad is about.

                A woman in bed in a facemask while a smiling bloke looks at her.

                I'm not sure how that connects to the return on my investment?
                You'll know how Belvoir should be pronounced (as in the Hunt)??
                I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                  Originally posted by theartfullodger View Post
                  You'll know how Belvoir should be pronounced (as in the Hunt)??
                  If the bloke's there for that, she's definitely blocking him!
                  When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
                  Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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                    Originally posted by Propertygoesup View Post
                    Whyever should I provide a booklet of " how to rent " though.? Surely that's up to the tenant to find and read themselves If they are new to renting?
                    I think we all feel the same buddy.

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                      As well as being a bit too late after they have already rented somewhere?

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                        my right to quiet enjoyment (which I am not enjoying)?
                        This just cracked me up.

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                          The freeholder answers properly as described above and then quite reasonably tells you to get stuffed.
                          And this.

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                            Sink in toilet
                            You shouldn't wash your hands in the toilet bowl.

                            Or is it related to this?
                            Tenant did a poo in the sink.

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                              Asbestoes / Health and Safety / Fire Risk Assesment
                              Your toes are going to be OK though.

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                                Tenant broke old coin electric meter can I ..?

                                Well if you really want to.

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