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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post

    3.1415926, isn't it?
    3.1415927

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      What, even those who rent and live in squalor?
      The place wasn't squalid when I rented it to them.

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        It is offer sad that we’ll meaning persons.....
        Reset that autocorect.

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          Could a pre-existing House subject to a Life tenancy come with MEES???
          Were there Meeses there previously?

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            Theresa May deserves a huge amount of credit for negotiating a withdrawal deal
            Err, I think you'll find she just signed what was put in front of her, JPK.

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              Originally posted by JK0 View Post
              Err, I think you'll find she just signed what was put in front of her, JPK.
              She got quite a lot more than the EU wanted her to have.
              When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
              Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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                Originally posted by MdeB View Post

                A friend of mine is an organist and has a large organ.

                This is from a thread involved with measuring space in accommodation. Anyone remember Benny Hill?

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                  the rest of my homer address is correct
                  742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, USA.

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                    Originally posted by jpkeates View Post
                    She got quite a lot more than the EU wanted her to have.
                    Because the EU wanted to give her jack sh*t?

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                      Originally posted by theartfullodger View Post
                      Blue passports, Rat for lunch.
                      Aye, that's glasgae

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                        I suspect the fun extractor hasn’t been doing its job for years
                        Is that a euphamism for the landlord?

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                          Poor confused American kids. See video:

                          'What do we want? Climate Change! When do we want it? Now!'

                          https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-...-for-the-cause

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                            The LL should be claiming from the previous tenant.
                            'But you let me have a cat. You might have guessed the cat would pee on the floor, so it's fair wear & tear.'

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                              Finally, you really do need to get it in to your head that 'retainers' are not "scared of life outside the EU
                              I believe butlers are popular in the USA.

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                                I have a flat that I rent out that has a “tested with tenant” FireAngel ST 750T smoke alarm
                                Is 'tested with tenant' a marketing slogan of the makers, or do you mean your tenant has not succeeded in disabling it yet?

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