Unconscious humour from posters

[MdeB]

3.1415926, isn't it?

3.1415927

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What, even those who rent and live in squalor?

The place wasn't squalid when I rented it to them.

[nukecad]

It is offer sad that we’ll meaning persons.....

Reset that autocorect.

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Could a pre-existing House subject to a Life tenancy come with MEES???

Were there Meeses there previously?

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Theresa May deserves a huge amount of credit for negotiating a withdrawal deal

Err, I think you'll find she just signed what was put in front of her, JPK.

[jpkeates]

Err, I think you'll find she just signed what was put in front of her, JPK.

She got quite a lot more than the EU wanted her to have.

[AlexR]

A friend of mine is an organist and has a large organ.

This is from a thread involved with measuring space in accommodation. Anyone remember Benny Hill?

[nukecad]

the rest of my homer address is correct

742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, USA.

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She got quite a lot more than the EU wanted her to have.

Because the EU wanted to give her jack sh*t?

[nukecad]

Blue passports, Rat for lunch.

Aye, that's glasgae

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I suspect the fun extractor hasn’t been doing its job for years

Is that a euphamism for the landlord?

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Poor confused American kids. See video:

'What do we want? Climate Change! When do we want it? Now!'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-...-for-the-cause

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The LL should be claiming from the previous tenant.

'But you let me have a cat. You might have guessed the cat would pee on the floor, so it's fair wear & tear.'

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Finally, you really do need to get it in to your head that 'retainers' are not "scared of life outside the EU

I believe butlers are popular in the USA.

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I have a flat that I rent out that has a “tested with tenant” FireAngel ST 750T smoke alarm

Is 'tested with tenant' a marketing slogan of the makers, or do you mean your tenant has not succeeded in disabling it yet?