Unconscious humour from posters

[KeepTheFaith]

If Mrs T is claiming any benefits, having Mr T live with her might affect her claim.

I pity the fool that would mess with Mr T! 🙂

[JK0]

I am suing former doggy landlord

Did you not smell a rat when there were paw prints on the tenancy agreement instead of signatures?

[JK0]

I own a block of flats with DSS tenants. Police knocked down wrong flat door and then sent bill

Wasn't this problem self inflicted?

[Wainwright]

[QUOTE=In terms of damage, say for example they breAk down the walls, cut the joists to the first floor , rip sealing down , etc etc, can the police Assist with this.... [/QUOTE]

I'd imagine chances of them being found alive under all that rubble are fairly slim, anyway so it's all academic!

[JK0]

• Rental properties should have modern facilities and services and be lacking in no more than two of the following:
• a modern kitchen (20 years old or less)
• a kitchen with adequate space and layout
• a modern bathroom (30 years old or less)
• an appropriately located bathroom and lavatory
• adequate insulation from external noise (if external noise is a problem)
• adequate size and layout of common areas for blocks of flats.
• Rental properties should also provide a reasonable degree of thermal comfort – the accommodation must have both effective insulation and efficient heating.
• The external structure and also external areas – including roofs and fences – should also be well maintained and safe. Windows and doors must also be secure and operational (eg can be opened and shut securely).
• Plumbing and heating should also be well maintained with smoke alarms and carbon monoxide alarms fitted and regular Gas Safe checks carried out.
• Damage to belongings (eg mildew, water damage)
• Illness or injury (eg caused by damp or CO poisoning)
• Inconvenience (eg resulting from not being able to use your home fully)
• Stress (eg depression, worry, anxiety).

I'd say you definitely don't want more than two of those.

[JK0]

formally requested a pow wow with all parties to see if meditation can bring this to an end.

Not sure if thinking about the problem will help much.

[JK0]

Owning multiple falts

You are brave to come out and admit it. I think it's spelt 'faults' though, isn't it?

[jpkeates]

So true

[JK0]

Landlord fined for allowing tenants to live with rats

All the more reason not to allow pets?

[JK0]

Ideally, increase the rent, not the deposit

I think we'd all like to do that, wouldn't we?

[JK0]

it will increase the cost to landlords of copping and changing tenants

Definitely increases the cost of copping them. Just let my first flat in Reading over £1000 pcm yesterday. Happy days.