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    I am hunk these were probably there when he moved in but I'm pretty sure that they shouldn't be as they add significant weight to the roof and affect the drainage.
    Can you not take the slabs off yourself, then?

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      Originally posted by Always Problems View Post
      .....................All reptiles gratefully received.
      Aye, I've had tenants like that also....
      I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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        We're good tenants.
        Ahh, but they all say that.

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          I consider myself a good landlord.
          Ahh, but they all say that.

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            In terms of damage, say for example they breAk down the walls, cut the joists to the first floor , rip sealing down , etc etc, can the police Assist with this...
            Only if they are raiding the place.

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              since the new regulations came out in January requiring a BS certificate
              Yeah, most certificates are a load of BS.

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                The second is whether the neighbour has a right of eavesdrop
                I don't think you can stop neighbour overhearing your conversations.

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                  Mice bats
                  Whack-a-mole time?

                  Seems a bit severe, most people just use a spring trap or poison.

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                    Originally posted by Berlingogirl View Post
                    My local council is in touch with an organisation that will rent your property off you for a minimum of 5 years, guaranteed rent and looked after less fair w&t. They then house refugees in it.
                    But what would be fair wear & tear for a property housing refugees for 5 years?

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                      Originally posted by JK0 View Post

                      But what would be fair wear & tear for a property housing refugees for 5 years?
                      Same as for anyone else I would hope.

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                        Originally posted by Berlingogirl View Post

                        Same as for anyone else I would hope.
                        Hmm. Well I can't comment further without being politically incorrect.

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                          Originally posted by jpkeates View Post
                          There's a process available where for a fee (I think it's £50.00), the tenant can be summoned to court to have their financial situation reviewed and a repayment plan "agreed".

                          Not attending the review is a criminal offence.
                          Now if we could just do that before the tenancy...

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                            it's £16 for RLA members or £24 for non-members. (Other curses are available).
                            A curse on both their houses

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                              My typo so - Bu**er, boll*cks, damn and blast, plus other available curses.

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                                'Good letting agents?'

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