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    The deposit for me acts like a gate for tenant fiance
    If tenant has to pay a big deposit, he'll have to get his gf to share the rent?
    To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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      Next door flat tanking the hole of the his flat to stop rising damp
      That sounds like a big hole.

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        Plus of course the excellent tenant who cause no damage has still paid that 'damage premium' and won't get it back like they would a deposit.
        Sadly, I've never met such a tenant.
        To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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          I have a DSS in my property.
          A 1950's plastic chair?
          https://www.vitra.com/en-gb/living/p...side-chair-dss

          A fume cupboard?
          http://dssni.co.uk/Mach_Aire_Fume_Cupboards.htm

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            "What is a privacy statement?"

            "Bog off yer nosey git!" ­čśü

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              Drains should have soda down them regularly.
              Anyone know a tenant who does that?
              To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                Cost of satellite realignment. Tenant or Landlord?
                You can't expect a satellite to be moved just for your tenant. That will put everyone else's receivers off, won't it?
                To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                  From MSE:

                  Originally posted by crunch99
                  Hi does anyone know if my rented flat epc is incorrect can I claim the extra electricity charges back from property agent? Certificate issued in 2009 of grade d but I started to rent in 2018 and have had huge elec bills and damp issues. Certificate is now due.
                  BTW, it's a little worrying that a tenant would be so stupid as to think that he'd only have to pay the same bills as in 2009.
                  To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                    unlikely that they would pass an application for the residents to put a barrier up to deer non residents from using the road.
                    I don't think council would be concerned about deer.
                    To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                      It doesn't have to warrant it, only to be souly and holy.
                      Vicar's car expenses?
                      To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                        You did right. They are no help at all.
                        To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                          I will consider commentating with him this evening...
                          Is there a match on?

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                            Originally posted by leaseholder64 View Post
                            I suspect the courts are used to tenants denying access when trying to frustrate an eviction repair grounds, and will not treat tenants who do so sympathetically.
                            Sadly I don't. I suspect courts will be only too pleased that tenant has found a way to screw over his landlord.
                            To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                              Estates agents back campaign
                              Must be their heavy fees putting too much strain on the lumbar region.

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                                All reptiles gratefully received.
                                Yeah, reptiles do need a warm house. What sort are you getting?
                                To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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