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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post
    Is this in Scotland?
    Mold is a town in Flintshire, North Wales.
    (Not sure about the hous though, that's old English spelling).


      Most tenants won't do that much cleaning in my experience.
      Ain't that the truth.


        From another place, MSE...
        Hi, we moved in to our flat a year ago now. Was given a six month tendency.
        I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...


          Originally posted by Interlaken View Post
          the judges own paperwork is often missing I find.
          Why would that be? Couldn't be he flushed it down the court toilet before you came in?


            Redress Schemes for landlords to be introduced
            Hooray! Finally landlords get some redress!

            Err, wait...


              As we have been advised you will be getting a pet at the property the monthly NDO cost will be slightly more, please see attached standing order mandate.
              What does 'NDO' stand for?

              'No Dog Order'?


                No deposit option covering pets...
                Isn't that a contradiction in terms?


                  in our fats, the problems started when, leaky, wooden windows were replaced by uPVC and aluminium ones.
                  There's windows in our fats, and leaky ones at that? I'm not sure I want to know the details.
                  I am not a lawyer, nor am I licensed to provide any regulated advice. None of my posts should be treated as legal or financial advice.


                    maybe you know some reliable plumber for West London :-)
                    That's a three way oxymoron there, isn't it?



                    'WEST LONDON'


                      I can't cause annoyance if playing is audible to other tenants
                      Almost guaranteed to annoy someone, isn't it?


                        Originally posted by DPT57 View Post

                        Who by? The Council? The tenancy hasnt ended. Nothing to stop you going to inspect though. Take an independent witness and a camera if possible
                        Originally posted by Bach View Post

                        Yeah, the council's homeless team l moved the tenant into emergency housing.
                        I'm still confused!


                          you should use FB locks on cupboards to which the brigade may require access.
                          Facebook have never been any good at keeping anything secure. Let alone cupboards. ­čĄú


                            Originally posted by jpkeates View Post
                            You can be 99% confident, but once there's been an accident, that spot is then OK from then on.

                            You have to be realistic about them.
                            Ain't that the truth.


                              if both landlord and tenant do everything by the book, the law is always in favor of the landlord here in the UK.
                              Not in my experience.


                                Mariner asks: "
                                What does he do with the solid waste?"

                                OP reply: "I'm already in touch with ASS, but they just seem to be thumb twiddling."

                                Definitely TMI


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