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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post
    Is this in Scotland?
    Mold is a town in Flintshire, North Wales.
    (Not sure about the hous though, that's old English spelling).

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      Most tenants won't do that much cleaning in my experience.
      Ain't that the truth.

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        From another place, MSE...
        Hi, we moved in to our flat a year ago now. Was given a six month tendency.
        I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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          Originally posted by Interlaken View Post
          the judges own paperwork is often missing I find.
          Why would that be? Couldn't be he flushed it down the court toilet before you came in?

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            Redress Schemes for landlords to be introduced
            Hooray! Finally landlords get some redress!

            Err, wait...

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              As we have been advised you will be getting a pet at the property the monthly NDO cost will be slightly more, please see attached standing order mandate.
              What does 'NDO' stand for?

              'No Dog Order'?

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                No deposit option covering pets...
                Isn't that a contradiction in terms?

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                  in our fats, the problems started when, leaky, wooden windows were replaced by uPVC and aluminium ones.
                  There's windows in our fats, and leaky ones at that? I'm not sure I want to know the details.
                  I am not a lawyer, nor am I licensed to provide any regulated advice. None of my posts should be treated as legal or financial advice.

                  I do not answer questions through private messages which should be posted publicly on the forum.

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                    maybe you know some reliable plumber for West London :-)
                    That's a three way oxymoron there, isn't it?

                    'RELIABLE'

                    'PLUMBER'

                    'WEST LONDON'

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                      I can't cause annoyance if playing is audible to other tenants
                      Almost guaranteed to annoy someone, isn't it?

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                        Originally posted by DPT57 View Post

                        Who by? The Council? The tenancy hasnt ended. Nothing to stop you going to inspect though. Take an independent witness and a camera if possible
                        Originally posted by Bach View Post

                        Yeah, the council's homeless team l moved the tenant into emergency housing.
                        I'm still confused!

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                          you should use FB locks on cupboards to which the brigade may require access.
                          Facebook have never been any good at keeping anything secure. Let alone cupboards. ­čĄú

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                            Originally posted by jpkeates View Post
                            You can be 99% confident, but once there's been an accident, that spot is then OK from then on.

                            You have to be realistic about them.
                            Ain't that the truth.

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                              if both landlord and tenant do everything by the book, the law is always in favor of the landlord here in the UK.
                              Not in my experience.

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                                Mariner asks: "
                                What does he do with the solid waste?"

                                OP reply: "I'm already in touch with ASS, but they just seem to be thumb twiddling."

                                Definitely TMI

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                                • Unconscious humour from posters
                                  jta
                                  It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........



                                  Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

                                  Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them....
                                  01-08-2012, 17:16 PM
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                                  JK0
                                  'But you let me have a cat. You might have guessed the cat would pee on the floor, so it's fair wear & tear.' ...
                                  22-09-2019, 11:33 AM
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                                  craig2222
                                  I'm wondering how many of you voted for brexit and would you change your mind if you had the chance ? . I didn't vote and I still wouldn't be sure if I would choose leave or remain if we had another chance...
                                  30-09-2018, 16:17 PM
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                                  jpkeates
                                  That's great.

                                  Still no meaningful and definitive list of the proposed benefits anywhere.
                                  Even if only so that in, say, a decade, we can check to see if they've been achieved.

                                  And, given that there are significant concerns about leaving (which aren't countered by labelling...
                                  21-09-2019, 09:39 AM
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                                  JK0
                                  Poor confused American kids. See video:

                                  'What do we want? Climate Change! When do we want it? Now!'

                                  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-...-for-the-cause
                                  21-09-2019, 08:21 AM
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                                  islandgirl
                                  It really is not complicated. The UK cannot leave the withdrawal agreement without the EUs permission. Therefore we could be stuck in it forever if we cannot agree on all matters. The EU will decide when and if to release us. If you think that acceptable Marcomia then there is, indeed, no hope and no...
                                  20-09-2019, 18:30 PM
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                                  JK0
                                  Is that a euphamism for the landlord? ...
                                  20-09-2019, 16:27 PM
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                                  Macromia
                                  Far from it.
                                  Withdrawing from the EU at all is not in the best interests of the UK, but if we are going to do so (despite the fact that there are no clear benefits from leaving - at least, none that 'leave' supporters seem able to provide and justify) leaving with a withdrawal deal in place, like...
                                  20-09-2019, 14:08 PM
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                                  jpkeates
                                  But Argentina didn't go bankrupt in the sense that a company did.
                                  Argentina is still there, it recovered and has repaid most of the debt it initially defaulted on.

                                  Again, Zimbabwe is currently restructuring its currency and debt.

                                  Newspapers and other media talk about...
                                  20-09-2019, 12:05 PM
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                                  ram


                                  Sorry, you are wrong.
                                  I have already stated that Argentina went bankrupt, and people could not get their cash out of the banks.

                                  Zimbabwe . In June 2019, the official inflation rate was 97.9%. Because the country is bankrupt.
                                  In June 2009, the rate of inflation
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                                  20-09-2019, 11:33 AM
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