There is no water mains stopcock under the sink; it is located behind the dishwasher!
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As if!!!!!!!Originally posted by JK0 View PostDid you omit the '#sarcasm' ?
When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
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Yeah, they won't see the person wearing rouge.Most rouge landlords use commercial lenders as they usually have large portfolio's from the ones I have seen
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I think you've been too harsh. They obviously don't dare wash at all now.There is a communal garden which has the lease holder washing hanging in the garden almost every day.
Unfortunately they have not changed.
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That's from someone describing themselves as Property Professionals....Originally posted by PropertyProfessionals View PostI am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...Comment
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...................oops.......The tenants recently reported damp issues so I have had an environment health office undertake a full investigation of the property and come up with a long list of things that I need to address.
The report has come back with numerous category 1 and 2 issues, some are fair enough, however other issues seem unjustified....
I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...Comment
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Did they drown him?...decided to maintain the pool themselves and dispose of the person who was being paid to maintain it.Comment
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That would certainly stop him sending any more bills.Originally posted by nukecad View Post
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It's very kind of you to provide a car for your previous tenant.Due to being abroad, my car is stored in my garage at the block and not available to my new tenant.
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Maybe he wants to inspect your boudoir.Landlord wants to send Surveyor to proof I am naughty!
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Well I been worrying he might discover the dungeon I built in the spare room! 😅Originally posted by JK0 View Post
Maybe he wants to inspect your boudoir.Comment
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You need a new abreviation: SWTSBOWorks wonders with SWMBO who is feeling slightly chilly so turns it up to 25.. Limits it to 21
(She who thinks she's being obeyed)
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"who is feeling slightly chilly so turns it up to 25"
Why is the bedroom so cold
Turned away on your side?When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).Comment
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It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........
Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing
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Reply to Unconscious humour from postersI believe butlers are popular in the USA....
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I'm wondering how many of you voted for brexit and would you change your mind if you had the chance ? . I didn't vote and I still wouldn't be sure if I would choose leave or remain if we had another chance...30-09-2018, 16:17 PM
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Reply to BrexitI give up. Blind loyalty is a wonderful thing if you have it. Let us see what happens next....22-09-2019, 21:31 PM
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I bet you guys know what I mean by pilot error.
It's when your tenant calls you out saying something is faulty when they don't know how to use it. Today the lady who couldn't open her Washer Dryer a couple of months ago called to tell me that the heater in her spare room wasn't working....29-12-2015, 18:03 PM -
Reply to Pilot ErrorMy friend's BMW is still at the garage, so he has been using his old Audi A6 automatic estate.
He rang me this afternoon: Could I give him a lift to pick up his wife from work, as the Audi was now playing up? The symptoms he described sounded like a binding handbrake, so I suggested I put...22-09-2019, 19:33 PM -
Reply to BrexitAnd the EU cannot leave the withdrawal agreement without the UK's permission - the arrangement works both ways.
But, both the UK and the EU get to leave the withdrawal agreement once a more permanent trade deal of some type has been agreed (or if the transition period comes to an end without a...22-09-2019, 18:27 PM -
Reply to BrexitLooks like the government is on the verge of repatriating 150,000 holidaymakers over the next 48 hours and yet people seem to think they're not capable of putting food or medicine on the shelves after we leave the EU.22-09-2019, 17:53 PM
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Reply to Unconscious humour from posters'But you let me have a cat. You might have guessed the cat would pee on the floor, so it's fair wear & tear.'
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Reply to BrexitThat's great.
Still no meaningful and definitive list of the proposed benefits anywhere.
Even if only so that in, say, a decade, we can check to see if they've been achieved.
And, given that there are significant concerns about leaving (which aren't countered by labelling...21-09-2019, 09:39 AM
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