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    There is no water mains stopcock under the sink; it is located behind the dishwasher!
    How very dare they! (sarc)

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      Originally posted by ash72 View Post
      if you are owed rent arrears you must keep the goods for 3 months, if you weren't owed money then it's 28 days.
      It's a mad mad world.

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        Originally posted by jpkeates View Post
        Budgets are always going to build a stronger more prosperous economy.
        Did you omit the '#sarcasm' ?

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          Originally posted by JK0 View Post
          Did you omit the '#sarcasm' ?
          As if!!!!!!!
          When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
          Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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            Most rouge landlords use commercial lenders as they usually have large portfolio's from the ones I have seen
            Yeah, they won't see the person wearing rouge.

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              There is a communal garden which has the lease holder washing hanging in the garden almost every day.

              Unfortunately they have not changed.
              I think you've been too harsh. They obviously don't dare wash at all now.

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                Originally posted by PropertyProfessionals View Post
                Hi

                I am looking for a document to explain to tenants that our company has taken over the residential property management of their tenancies.

                Can anyone help me?
                That's from someone describing themselves as Property Professionals....
                I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                  The tenants recently reported damp issues so I have had an environment health office undertake a full investigation of the property and come up with a long list of things that I need to address.

                  The report has come back with numerous category 1 and 2 issues, some are fair enough, however other issues seem unjustified....
                  ...................oops.......
                  I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                    ...decided to maintain the pool themselves and dispose of the person who was being paid to maintain it.
                    Did they drown him?

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                      Originally posted by nukecad View Post
                      Did they drown him?
                      That would certainly stop him sending any more bills.

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                        Due to being abroad, my car is stored in my garage at the block and not available to my new tenant.
                        It's very kind of you to provide a car for your previous tenant.

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                          Landlord wants to send Surveyor to proof I am naughty!
                          Maybe he wants to inspect your boudoir.

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                            Originally posted by JK0 View Post

                            Maybe he wants to inspect your boudoir.
                            Well I been worrying he might discover the dungeon I built in the spare room! ­čśů

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                              Works wonders with SWMBO who is feeling slightly chilly so turns it up to 25.. Limits it to 21
                              You need a new abreviation: SWTSBO

                              (She who thinks she's being obeyed)

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                                "who is feeling slightly chilly so turns it up to 25"
                                Why is the bedroom so cold
                                Turned away on your side?
                                When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
                                Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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