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    If a blockage occurs despite the tenant behaving in a tenant-like manner however, then the landlord is liable for the repair.
    Blockages? Sounds exactly like 'tenant-like behaviour' to me.

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      Originally posted by theartfullodger View Post
      Yet another example of why to never do lettings with full paperwork.
      Where's that edit button when you need it?

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        I want to have 3 loggers in 3 rooms
        All together now......

        "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day."

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          Regarding the fictional repairs he hasn’t let the.agency know of any repairs that needs doing thankfully so he’s not pulling that trick
          Famous last words?

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            Also i undertand that 3 weeks may be resonable but i already paid the remt for a house i cant ise
            Can't be that cold then, if you can't ise it.

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              It's not just the landlord they have to consider, it's also the perspective tenant......
              Surely that depends on where you are standing....
              I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                You are required to ensure that the communal electrical system is safe, and a fiver yearly inspection usually fulfils that requirement.
                Where is this electrician who only charges a fiver?

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                  As far as judges are concerned, that's about right. It is: 'more or less grounds for eviction, but not if I can help it'.

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                    the tenant has also not paid tent since 10th Sept...
                    Well I guess a tent could be under a valid AST, albeit problems probably with HHSRS & room sizes....
                    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                      You could point out that lawns fix themselves naturally and if the landlord wants to buy you some seed, you’re prepared to sew it, because why not?
                      Wigs for lawns?

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                        with either party being able to give 2 months' notice for vacation
                        Hi Landlord, I'm going on my holidays in 2 months.

                        (Oops, either party).
                        Hi Tenant, I'm going on my holidays in 2 months.

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                          Is a Legionnaire Assessment a legal requirement in 2018?
                          Only if you want to become a French citizen at the end of your service.

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                            The Leases Act 1449 protect the rights of a tenant when owner sells. Check text at legislation.gov.uk:
                            Thanks Art, checked it out, all as clear as mud;

                            Leases Act 1449

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                            https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...4&&FORM=VRDGAR

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                              or ok if no me room in the lease conditions?
                              wtf? ...

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                                Today
                                ...................I realise the subject is a contentious issue/bain of our lives sometimes ..............
                                Time to take a bath....
                                I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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