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    another roof terrace dilema
    Die Hard #6 ?

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      Leaseholders unauthorised conversion/ conservatory




      there is a leek in the gallery
      I wouldn't worry about what they are growing there.

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        Excessive wind coming in and out of the flat
        Stop the high fibre diet.

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          Take agent or inventory company to court?
          OMG. I'm so glad this guy is not my tenant.

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            They advised there was no earth in the flat and advised full rewording was needed.
            No need for that. Just correct that one word.

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              11.40 to 13.00: Funny argument.

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                With the worms being carried out and covering the mortgage payment now sure I can stretch to hotel costs as well
                Wires aren't usually buried so deep as to disturb worms. Certainly no need for a worm hotel.

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                  I just did some googling, apparently there is a thing called accelerated procession proceeding. Can I use it in my case?
                  OMG. If only he knew.

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                    Do the legal papers show you have right of access across that small piece of landlord....
                    Headline- 'Tenant walks all over Landlord.'

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                      I'm just a little worried in case they start pulling there face because I served them a S21 notice.
                      You expected them to be ecstatic about you telling them you want them out of their home?

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                        I had to take it to court to get a reposition order
                        To move tenant's position from inside the property to outside?

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                          Can I leave aerly?
                          Is that the Scottish spelling of 'early'?

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                            At another place (LL assoc..)
                            .....Is a doggy agent even local council is building a case against them with similar problems....
                            Bit ruff!!
                            I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                              It was a written / verbal notice only
                              That seems to cover all the bases...
                              When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
                              Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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                                ..does anyone know approximately how much time I might be given in that letter to remove the flat?
                                Sounds like a big job.

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                                • Unconscious humour from posters
                                  jta
                                  It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........



                                  Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

                                  Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them....
                                  01-08-2012, 17:16 PM
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                                  JK0
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                                  craig2222
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                                  Macromia
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                                  jpkeates
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                                  ram
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                                • Pilot Error
                                  JK0
                                  I bet you guys know what I mean by pilot error.

                                  It's when your tenant calls you out saying something is faulty when they don't know how to use it. Today the lady who couldn't open her Washer Dryer a couple of months ago called to tell me that the heater in her spare room wasn't working....
                                  29-12-2015, 19:03 PM
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                                  JK0
                                  I do. However he was desperate for somewhere to live, and I had my hands full with another flat, so did not want two vacant ones.

                                  My friend just visited me at home, and tells me he took his old 2nd hand fridge freezer over to my flat. There's nowhere for it to go in the kitchen, and actually...
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                                  KTC
                                  You ought to know better than that. I hope it's just taking time to settle in, and that things will improve for you....
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