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    another roof terrace dilema
    Die Hard #6 ?

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      Leaseholders unauthorised conversion/ conservatory




      there is a leek in the gallery
      I wouldn't worry about what they are growing there.

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        Excessive wind coming in and out of the flat
        Stop the high fibre diet.

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          Take agent or inventory company to court?
          OMG. I'm so glad this guy is not my tenant.

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            They advised there was no earth in the flat and advised full rewording was needed.
            No need for that. Just correct that one word.

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              11.40 to 13.00: Funny argument.

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                With the worms being carried out and covering the mortgage payment now sure I can stretch to hotel costs as well
                Wires aren't usually buried so deep as to disturb worms. Certainly no need for a worm hotel.

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                  I just did some googling, apparently there is a thing called accelerated procession proceeding. Can I use it in my case?
                  OMG. If only he knew.

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                    Do the legal papers show you have right of access across that small piece of landlord....
                    Headline- 'Tenant walks all over Landlord.'

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                      I'm just a little worried in case they start pulling there face because I served them a S21 notice.
                      You expected them to be ecstatic about you telling them you want them out of their home?

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                        I had to take it to court to get a reposition order
                        To move tenant's position from inside the property to outside?

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                          Can I leave aerly?
                          Is that the Scottish spelling of 'early'?

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                            At another place (LL assoc..)
                            .....Is a doggy agent even local council is building a case against them with similar problems....
                            Bit ruff!!
                            I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                              It was a written / verbal notice only
                              That seems to cover all the bases...
                              When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
                              Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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                                ..does anyone know approximately how much time I might be given in that letter to remove the flat?
                                Sounds like a big job.

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