Unconscious humour from posters

Collapse
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Hi all

    I was wandering if anyone could advice me on this please:....
    Aye, have a relative who talks like that also...
    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

    Comment


      drains blocked / Landlord uncontactable

      All of the 'big' things are fine
      Sounds like it was the 'big' things that caused the blockage.

      Comment


        The top and bottom of this is I didn't put the wipes down the toilet.
        Was it moist toilet paper, perhaps?

        Comment


          Alternatively, he could go along with the Letting Agent line and say "your issue, not mine".
          Certainly couldn't be the landlord's wipes!

          Comment


            And so she has given her mother as a guarantor who has passed.
            You need a guarantor who is still alive.

            Comment


              Just realised TPTB have a little bit of unintentional humour:

              Evict a tenant using accelerated possession

              Comment


                Demise of the loft
                R.I.P.
                Flat roofs to make a comeback?

                Comment


                  Another of my own posts today:

                  Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                  I wonder what Lord Denning would have made of this thread? My guess is he would have clearing the drain, even of someone else's debris, down as 'tenant-like behaviour'.
                  Isn't 'tenant-like behaviour' an oxymoron?

                  Comment


                    ...the dissolved builder...
                    See; that's what happens if you make them work when it's raining.

                    Comment


                      I know this is hypothetical but, as has been muted by the Labour party, what would be a LL options if they were to do away with S21?.
                      Lets hope it is muted, and not mooted.

                      Comment


                        So the tenant complains that the hot water runs out, that the hot water pressure is too low, that I need to replace the tumble dryer
                        Is tenant running a laundry, then?

                        (One of mine seemed to be doing the laundry for the whole block.)

                        Comment


                          The pervious owners had put an extension onto the side which sits right on the boundary line with the house next door.
                          Are you worried about water penetration?

                          Comment


                            Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                            Are you worried about water penetration?
                            Maybe they are just pervy, and not permeable?

                            Comment


                              I assume splitting the flat would remove all the grand fathering
                              No room for daddy in such small flats?

                              Comment


                                this is not proof that he loved at the property
                                what would constitute proof... used prophylactics perhaps?

                                Comment

                                Latest Activity

                                Collapse

                                • Dog size chart for tenants idea
                                  Rewolf
                                  My statistics for the top 3 breeds, enquiring tenants have in West Yorkshire and can't rent anywhere - Staffordshire Bull Terrier. Rottweiler. German Shepherd.
                                  I personally don't accept pets but year after year I always get the same enquiries from different people; "he's only a small dog...
                                  04-09-2018, 08:15 AM
                                • Reply to Dog size chart for tenants idea
                                  JK0
                                  I can't imagine anyone voluntarily using that agreement now. With friends like them... eh? ...
                                  25-03-2019, 19:07 PM
                                • Reply to Dog size chart for tenants idea
                                  Lawcruncher
                                  I have had a look at the Act and cannot see anything in the list of "Consumer contract terms which may be regarded as unfair" which obviously applies. An important provision though is the one which says: "A term which has the object or effect of irrevocably binding the consumer to terms...
                                  25-03-2019, 12:51 PM
                                • Reply to Dog size chart for tenants idea
                                  dazwalsh
                                  Im pretty sure it was added to the unfair terms which comes under the consumer rights act 2015.

                                  i know the RLA tenancy agreements were changed from no pets to “any request in wiriting for a pet will not be unreasonably refused.” or something along those lines....
                                  25-03-2019, 12:11 PM
                                • Brexit
                                  craig2222
                                  I'm wondering how many of you voted for brexit and would you change your mind if you had the chance ? . I didn't vote and I still wouldn't be sure if I would choose leave or remain if we had another chance...
                                  30-09-2018, 16:17 PM
                                • Reply to Brexit
                                  jpkeates
                                  Junker and Barnier haven't made any claims that the Britain needs to be in the EU to eat, breathe and have toilet paper.
                                  They have only ever pointed out that being in the EU benefits its members (which they would, they believe that being in the EU is better than not being in the EU - and they...
                                  25-03-2019, 10:34 AM
                                • Pilot Error
                                  JK0
                                  I bet you guys know what I mean by pilot error.

                                  It's when your tenant calls you out saying something is faulty when they don't know how to use it. Today the lady who couldn't open her Washer Dryer a couple of months ago called to tell me that the heater in her spare room wasn't working....
                                  29-12-2015, 19:03 PM
                                • Reply to Pilot Error
                                  JK0
                                  My friend just phoned regarding the council tax...

                                  He moved in 1st Feb, so should not have to pay any council tax until 1st April!
                                  25-03-2019, 10:21 AM
                                • Reply to Brexit
                                  islandgirl
                                  Junker and Barnier tell people that Britain needs to be in the EU in order to exist, eat, breathe and have enough toilet paper (oh and to avoid WW3) and you believe them! There really is no answer to anyone that naive, although at least even you admit that the EU has not been responsible for keeping...
                                  25-03-2019, 08:28 AM
                                • Reply to Brexit
                                  buzzard1994
                                  Our government tells people "everything will be fine " - and you believe them! There really is no answer to anyone that naive, although at least even you admit now that we may be without lettuce. My wife's Brexit lettuces are doing very nicely and we'll be able to start eating them soon. We...
                                  25-03-2019, 08:20 AM
                                Working...
                                X