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    #91
    Masochistic Landlord?

    From MSE, house buying renting & selling forum:

    I said we can't then landlord cane himself after and there was some error in meter.

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      #92
      Change the 'ethnics'

      From MSE, old style money saving forum:

      Maybe we should work to change the ethnics of our political culture or wider society, so people won't have to fear 'social/economic' breakdown so much?

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        #93
        Today... verbatim ...

        ......
        2. Does it good idea to put notice of abundancy on hes door? Also we need to change hes door with fire door for our HMO licence. Are we allowed to do it without hem being away?
        ...
        An abundancy of riches, perhaps??
        I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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          #94
          Not sure if unconscious humour, or a sad truism here on MSE:


          And secondly the courts in Northern Ireland are corrupt as !!!! so put it this way - A tenant will win here straight down.

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            #95
            "The point of the PI is to inform the tenant about what happens to what is in all tense and purposes, 'their money'"

            From our RLQ forum.

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              #96
              Originally posted by theartfullodger View Post
              Today... verbatim ...

              An abundancy of riches, perhaps??
              Abundancy.. maybe they are a hoarder
              Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                #97
                I ask as one of our tenants asked us to unblock the drains in the first six months, which we did and found cooked onions blocking it.
                They have now been in for two years
                You'd think they'd have rotted away by now.

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                  #98
                  28/10 :

                  I'm a new landlord so please bare with me!
                  There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                    #99
                    'You are never in easy control of fuel output for several reasons which are known since after WII.'

                    Was that the same for the Xbox and Playstation?

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                      Originally posted by QuestForFreedom View Post
                      'You are never in easy control of fuel output for several reasons which are known since after WII.'

                      Was that the same for the Xbox and Playstation?
                      Certainly reads like an instruction manual for one of those
                      Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                        A person enquiring about their rights to use communal gardens and if there are restrictions on


                        "sunbathing putting out washing barbecuing friends etc"
                        Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                          Line from an email I received earlier.

                          'Got to go to a leaving lunch at 12.00 – an Indian, which I hate.'

                          Wonder why he hates his Indian colleague so much?

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                            Originally posted by leaseholdanswers View Post
                            A person enquiring about their rights to use communal gardens and if there are restrictions on


                            "sunbathing putting out washing barbecuing friends etc"
                            Pots and kettles.
                            'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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                              2/11 :

                              Electric metres
                              There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                                5/11:

                                We are a first time land lord
                                (One can only presume that this was written by The Queen.)
                                There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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