Unconscious humour from posters

[JK0]

Masochistic Landlord?

From MSE, house buying renting & selling forum:

I said we can't then landlord cane himself after and there was some error in meter.

[JK0]

Change the 'ethnics'

From MSE, old style money saving forum:

Maybe we should work to change the ethnics of our political culture or wider society, so people won't have to fear 'social/economic' breakdown so much?

[theartfullodger]

Today... verbatim ...

......
2. Does it good idea to put notice of abundancy on hes door? Also we need to change hes door with fire door for our HMO licence. Are we allowed to do it without hem being away?
...

An abundancy of riches, perhaps??

[JK0]

Not sure if unconscious humour, or a sad truism here on MSE:

And secondly the courts in Northern Ireland are corrupt as !!!! so put it this way - A tenant will win here straight down.

[westminster]

"The point of the PI is to inform the tenant about what happens to what is in all tense and purposes, 'their money'"

From our RLQ forum.

[leaseholdanswers]

Today... verbatim ...

An abundancy of riches, perhaps??

Abundancy.. maybe they are a hoarder

[JK0]

I ask as one of our tenants asked us to unblock the drains in the first six months, which we did and found cooked onions blocking it.
They have now been in for two years

You'd think they'd have rotted away by now.

[doobrey]

28/10 :

I'm a new landlord so please bare with me!

[QuestForFreedom]

'You are never in easy control of fuel output for several reasons which are known since after WII.'

Was that the same for the Xbox and Playstation?

[leaseholdanswers]

'You are never in easy control of fuel output for several reasons which are known since after WII.'

Was that the same for the Xbox and Playstation?

Certainly reads like an instruction manual for one of those

[leaseholdanswers]

A person enquiring about their rights to use communal gardens and if there are restrictions on


"sunbathing putting out washing barbecuing friends etc"

[QuestForFreedom]

Line from an email I received earlier.

'Got to go to a leaving lunch at 12.00 – an Indian, which I hate.'

Wonder why he hates his Indian colleague so much?

[mind the gap]

A person enquiring about their rights to use communal gardens and if there are restrictions on


"sunbathing putting out washing barbecuing friends etc"

Pots and kettles.

[doobrey]

2/11 :

Electric metres

[doobrey]

5/11:

We are a first time land lord

(One can only presume that this was written by The Queen.)