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    How are they going to fiance the rental payments.
    Not tell the fiance they are already married to someone else?

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      Mould in rented property


      I normally dry washing outside but due to the building work I invested in a heated airer for the living room.
      But it's still the building's fault!

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        Originally posted by ontljoshi View Post
        Hi I live in a lease hold Masonite and it needs a bit of refurb. the cost of internal refurbishment is apx 10K at the moment.
        If it's only made of hardboard, crack on.

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          Originally posted by JK0 View Post

          If it's only made of hardboard, crack on.
          Ha ha... mate.... being first time buyer... want to be within my means. seems like you have built up portfolio of hundreds of properties like mine

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            Originally posted by ontljoshi View Post
            Ha ha... mate.... being first time buyer... want to be within my means. seems like you have built up portfolio of hundreds of properties like mine
            I'll be kind...

            Originally posted by ontljoshi View Post
            I live in a lease hold Masonite
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masonite

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              Refer s13 notice to RAC to determine jurisdiction?
              I believe they are only interested in motoring matters.

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                It has come to light that the Police have made various visits to this flat with no understanding as to the reason.
                I believe there is a maximum IQ to join, sadly.

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                  Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                  I believe they are only interested in motoring matters.
                  That was seriously my first reaction when I read that!
                  I am not a lawyer, nor am I licensed to provide any regulated advice. None of my posts should be treated as legal or financial advice.

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                    Originally posted by theartfullodger View Post
                    You'll know what "trump" means in (UK) English slang?
                    It's the winning card isn't it?
                    One that puts the wind up the other players.
                    wind.gif

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                      My landlord had a problem getting the last tenets to move out and has been very difficult for the last 4 months
                      He obviously no longer cares.

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                        So, I've sent a telegram to his house
                        Ah, well that's the problem. He won't have been able to receive them since 1982.

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                          Has anyone got an experience of demolishing a bank vault please that they can kindly share with us here?
                          Can they look at Landlordzone in Strangeways?

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                            In the check in infantry
                            Is this another step up from those 'front line' housing lawyers, 'front line' council housing advisors, 'front line' housing charity chuggers?

                            Right Lads! Fix bayonets! Don't charge 'til you see the whites of their eyes! Wait for it, wait for it!

                            One, two....

                            Walls, magnolia, scuffed.
                            Carpet, beige, shagpile.
                            Wardrobe, Ikea, door wonky.
                            Double bed, worn, seen some action.


                            (With apologies to those genuinely on the 'front line')

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                              But2let in particular, has risks...
                              Not least the risk of a sore butt.

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                                Well spotted JK0. Guilty as charged
                                I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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