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    EPC's are available online for free
    Only if someone's paid for a jobsworth to attend in the first place, sadly.

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      So, we have a potential new tenant who ticks all the boxes, looks superb on paper and cant do enough to get us answers to every question about history etc that we have asked.

      Only point we are stuck on is housing benefit
      Err, doesn't your 2nd paragraph rather counteract your first?

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        I pay the landlord hundreds of thousands of pounds in order to rent a property
        I think you'll find it's the landlord who paid hundreds of thousands.

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          a sun-set of freeholder rights to a leaseholder
          yes... it's the last we'll see of freeholder rights for some time...

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            Hello!

            I work for managing agents in credit control; a Lease has been forfeited and the bailiffs are wanting me (credit controller) to confirm that we are in "a new rental period" before a legal letter can be issued to the lessor requesting that arrears to be resolved with 30 day. What is meant by " a new rental period" and what is its significance at this stage of the process?....
            Ah, the quality of expertise, training and sheer class available for managing agents eh?
            I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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              Suggest you ask your in-house solicitor or senior partner: One might just hope & pray that someone has had a little training.....
              I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                Min room temp may be 80 deg C
                wow! That even beats our temps here in the Middle East!

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                  At another place today
                  I ended my tendency recently and...
                  About time to! Shame on you!
                  I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                    11 Bed HMO - Potential Lenders ?
                    If they are renting a room in a HMO I doubt that they will have any money to lend you.

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                      a common tenancy used in Scotland says
                      ...by tempest, flood or other avoidable accident. ...
                      So severe weather is now an avoidable accident in Scotland?

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                        If they continue to drag their heals,
                        If you pick at it, it will never get better. (As my granny used to say).

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                          This should hopefully be removed soon but..
                          LANDLORDS! Earn 50% above market rent for your properties!



                          We are an established BRITISH high-class Escort Agency and the leading Adult Service Provider in London.

                          We are currently looking for landlords to work with on a JV basis.... New apartments in London zone 1-5 are urgently required to expand our current operations.

                          We pay landlords up to 50% MORE than the market rent for discretion.....
                          Sadly probably exploiting the trafficked....

                          Seems patriotism has hit another low when they feel claiming "British" is a plus point....
                          I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                            I don't think they were completely happy with the gesture I made
                            Gestures may have different meanings to foreign tenants.

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                              "i've come to a point where if he said to me he will leave tonight if i waive the rent arrears, i'd do it without battering an eyelid"

                              I prefer mine sauteed.

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                                I've got perspective tenants that are currently two lots of two couples with one child each and and both of the couples say they are related as cousins to each other...
                                Depends which way you look at it, and from where...
                                I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                                  jta
                                  It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........



                                  Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

                                  Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them....
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