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    You're right.

    Would you accept a soft (polystyrene) tile?
    When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
    Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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      C. Do nothing. After all, if the property isn't returned to you in the same state as when the teenage commenced (save for fair wear and tear), them the tenant is liable for all costs to reinstate?
      I try not to let to teenagers.

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        these tenants are on the larger end of the spectrum and are obviously going to wear the springs out faster than most.

        I factor in a mattress lasting 5 years into the Big Plan
        Guess you didn't plan big enough.

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          Note that to get a private hire licence from TFL every driver has to be suggested to a full criminal check by TFL.
          But if it's only 'suggested', how many will actually have one?

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            It's a cockapoo - apparently they don't shed hair. Although I'm more bothered about the smell and the garden being left full of poop
            Hmm. I think the clue is in the name, isn't it?

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              So...the dog is homosexual?

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                Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                I'm typing this on my phone, as my computer lies in bits.
                Your computer may not be telling you the truth JK0, but I'm not sure you can criticise it for communicating in any other way.

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                  Help need with Squatter!
                  Have you tried Senokot?

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                    had to look that one up!

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                      Bury as a rental investment?
                      Buying a graveyard? Now that's what I call long term tenants.

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                        in my experience the OP won't win. All three of the deposit schemes seem to require absolute proof of deliberate or negligent damage before they'll consider making an award in favour of the landlord.

                        The way some of the decisions I've seen have been written, you'd think they were a judge presiding over a murder case and they seem to treat it like beyond reasonable doubt rather than on the balance of probability
                        And yet still people go through this deposit nonsense?

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                          If you inspected after, say, 3 months and saw what they were doing you would have been aware and possibly able to serve notice subsequently before any mould had formed.
                          Ha ha. My tenants are crafty beggars. They clear all the wet washing away when they know I'm going round.

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                            let's hope they are crafty enough to clear all the mould away too on subsequent inspections. Problem sorted!

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                              Originally posted by tatemono View Post
                              let's hope they are crafty enough to clear all the mould away too on subsequent inspections. Problem sorted!
                              Sadly not. I get the blame for that for renting them a 'damp' flat.

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                                I wonder how she would be able to prove she was the only tenant with an AST that had two people listed? Or maybe councils don't check these things...
                                Ah, they only check for that if you are a white, middle class male. (Guess how I know.)

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