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    At another place...
    the law appears to be very frustrating for us landlards....
    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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      This girl tickles me:

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        circumstances when all or part of the deposit may be retained by LL, please insert relevant clause reference below - have i got to enter all the clauses from the AST, surely there are lots and doesn't seem enough space etc.
        Frankly the whole form sounds like a joke. A landlord would need to include any circumstances at all where he would make a deduction. The list could run to pages.

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          The agency is working with the council, they get paid from the council by placing social tenants in the property for a fixed period of time.
          Let's hope the phrase 'social tenants' is not an oxymoron.

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            Vet your tenants, and if you think you've vetted them enough, vet them some more.
            Castrate them, and sterilise them?

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              thanks for that...I knew I should have used the word "check" !
              Any posts by myself are my opinion ONLY. They should never be taken as correct or factual without confirmation from a legal professional. All information is given without prejudice or liability.

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                jpk is not 'one of those'.
                These out of context extracts on the right of the screen make me chuckle

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                  Is there a downstairs toilet/ bedroom? If so it may only be guests going upstairs.
                  Unless they are staying the night, I make my guests 'go' downstairs.

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                    Any reason why you wouldn't sue the tenant or recover costs from deposit??
                    Because even if you supply photos before & after tenancy, you are usually awarded buttons?

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                      Rant over.
                      I think it's the heat of yesterday and today, or I forgot to take my pills.
                      This made me smile.

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                        Toilet fan
                        While I do like a good sit down myself, I wouldn't go so far as to say I was a fan. (That would sound a bit kinky).

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                          Is your landlord a Vampire?

                          As far as I know he isn't pretending to live

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                            Originally posted by Interlaken View Post
                            [Miele washers] hardly ever break down... They do their own repairs.
                            that's a very clever washing machine.

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                              Our rented flat was broken into, in the process the Yale lock was broken and cost £100 to repair. The landlord is refusing to pay this on the basis we didn’t also lock the door with the mortice lock. We didn’t use the mortice lock as it wasn’t working although the landlord did not know this.

                              Does the fact that we didn’t use the mortice lock mean that the landlord isn’t liable for the repair cost and if so where does it state this?

                              Possibly relevant is that the burglar wouldn’t have known that the mortice lock wasn’t working prior to attempting to break in?
                              The last paragraph tickled me. Flat would likely still be secure if mortice lock was engaged.

                              Anyone ever know a tenant to put the mortice lock on though?

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                                Its simply about the PROCESS of selecting a tenant is what I'm trying to find out; nothing to do with choosing a human being at all.
                                I don't think o/p has a very high opinion of tenants.

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