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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post
    Should the unemployed all move to Hemel Hempstead then?

    http://www.hhs.herts.sch.uk/
    Having grown up there, yes.

    Obviously should have been NHS, but my fingers rebelled.
    When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
    Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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      What is your SAP score?

      I just realised there is another unfortunate double-entendre apart from 'Green', in the world of energy conservation.

      Green means:
      Concerned with or supporting protection of the environment as a political principle.
      Green also means:
      (of a person) inexperienced or naive.
      It's the Acronym 'SAP'

      SAP means:
      An energy efficiency rating based on predicted fuel costs (the SAP rating)
      Sap means:
      A foolish and gullible person.

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        bath or shower for 2 bed DSS tenanted flat
        Bath of course! (You can't get much coal in a shower.)

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          Originally posted by JK0 View Post
          Bath of course! (You can't get much coal in a shower.)
          A bath of course - so they have somewhere to sleep if they can't afford a bed.

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            From the Freedom of Information request website "whatdotheyknow.com"

            Would it be possible to give me a breakdown of from what country, especially the Commonwealth countries that the frozen pensioners are leaving to return to the UK
            Well that would be Canada, Alaska, Scandinavia, Iceland, Siberia,......

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              Aren't you glad this isn't your tenant?

              http://www.landlordzone.co.uk/forums...-secure-tenant

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                ... I noticed issues that worried me re subletting/overcrowding. Eg just one sofa in lounge, plus a bed. Sons bedroom has his bed, plus another bed, plus a double mattress against the wall. No extra beds in fathers room. Woman's slippers in hallway even tho officially no woman loved there.
                So many possible explanations ...

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                  2 investors going in on a property. The Property costs £135
                  Where are you finding such cheap properties?

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                    officially no woman loved there.
                    So it's not one of those houses full of 'ladies of the night' then.

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                      Found this Scotsman on a roof today on Youtube which tickled me.

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                        Where I work overseas, we have signs up saying that toilets will be blocked (which they will) if we put any toilet paper down them
                        As a punishment?

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                          Originally posted by jpkeates View Post

                          It was a small claim, so it might just have been a "judge moment", but it stuck with me.
                          It's almost comical how 'judge moments' are always in tenant's favour though, isn't it?

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                            You could ask landlord to release you but frankly he'd be made to agree
                            One letter 'E' reverses the whole meaning of the sentence.

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                              Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                              As a punishment?
                              certainly seems that way for us poor users...

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                                age differences have been less for my girlfriends. ( I'm SO in demand - )
                                My heart's all a flutter.

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