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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post
    Should the unemployed all move to Hemel Hempstead then?

    http://www.hhs.herts.sch.uk/
    Having grown up there, yes.

    Obviously should have been NHS, but my fingers rebelled.
    When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
    Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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      What is your SAP score?

      I just realised there is another unfortunate double-entendre apart from 'Green', in the world of energy conservation.

      Green means:
      Concerned with or supporting protection of the environment as a political principle.
      Green also means:
      (of a person) inexperienced or naive.
      It's the Acronym 'SAP'

      SAP means:
      An energy efficiency rating based on predicted fuel costs (the SAP rating)
      Sap means:
      A foolish and gullible person.

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        bath or shower for 2 bed DSS tenanted flat
        Bath of course! (You can't get much coal in a shower.)

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          Originally posted by JK0 View Post
          Bath of course! (You can't get much coal in a shower.)
          A bath of course - so they have somewhere to sleep if they can't afford a bed.

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            From the Freedom of Information request website "whatdotheyknow.com"

            Would it be possible to give me a breakdown of from what country, especially the Commonwealth countries that the frozen pensioners are leaving to return to the UK
            Well that would be Canada, Alaska, Scandinavia, Iceland, Siberia,......

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              Aren't you glad this isn't your tenant?

              http://www.landlordzone.co.uk/forums...-secure-tenant

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                ... I noticed issues that worried me re subletting/overcrowding. Eg just one sofa in lounge, plus a bed. Sons bedroom has his bed, plus another bed, plus a double mattress against the wall. No extra beds in fathers room. Woman's slippers in hallway even tho officially no woman loved there.
                So many possible explanations ...

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                  2 investors going in on a property. The Property costs £135
                  Where are you finding such cheap properties?

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                    officially no woman loved there.
                    So it's not one of those houses full of 'ladies of the night' then.

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                      Found this Scotsman on a roof today on Youtube which tickled me.

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                        Where I work overseas, we have signs up saying that toilets will be blocked (which they will) if we put any toilet paper down them
                        As a punishment?

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                          Originally posted by jpkeates View Post

                          It was a small claim, so it might just have been a "judge moment", but it stuck with me.
                          It's almost comical how 'judge moments' are always in tenant's favour though, isn't it?

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                            You could ask landlord to release you but frankly he'd be made to agree
                            One letter 'E' reverses the whole meaning of the sentence.

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                              Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                              As a punishment?
                              certainly seems that way for us poor users...

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                                age differences have been less for my girlfriends. ( I'm SO in demand - )
                                My heart's all a flutter.

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                                  jta
                                  It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........



                                  Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

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                                  JK0
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                                  craig2222
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                                  Macromia
                                  Nope.

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                                  islandgirl
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                                  Indeed - but ploughing a message like this in a field would be easier than faking the photos of the finished article and the videos showing it being done....
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                                  nukecad
                                  "Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see"
                                  E.A.Poe.

                                  And that was well before the internet, photoshop, etc.
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                                  Macromia
                                  Actually in Wiltshire, apparently....
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                                  Macromia
                                  It only looks "so neat" in photos taken from a distance, which make the slight irregularities unnoticeable.

                                  Actually ploughing this into the field probably took very little time. the only time consuming part would have been planning, and marking out where the plough would 'cut'...
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