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    #76
    Today...
    Tenancy Despute

    Hi all, I'm hoing for some advice and guidence in regards to a despute that I am having with my tenants.
    - well, earn your money whichever way suits you eh??
    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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      #77
      On MSE today.

      Things took a comedic turn when Hopkins declared she didn’t like “geographical names” such as Brooklyn or London, before Schofield pointed out that her own daughter’s name is India. “That’s not related to a place,” Hopkins said.
      Maybe she's suffering continental drift of the brain, if she has one.
      I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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        #78
        What is the difference between comic and comedic? Is there one?
        'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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          #79
          Originally posted by mind the gap View Post
          What is the difference between comic and comedic? Is there one?
          The latter is anything related to humour, while the former is something you read.
          Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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            #80
            Miracles

            While not a post, I was lumbering back from Pret with a Scooby snack yesterday pm, and crossed bishopsgate EC2, and heard a loudspeakered voice:

            " Come see the Jesus, come and experience his love, Trafalgar Square, tommorrow afternoon between 2pm and 1pm"

            Between 2pm and 1pm?! Now that would be a miracle
            Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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              #81
              Originally posted by leaseholdanswers View Post
              Between 2pm and 1pm?! Now that would be a miracle
              It's a love-in lasting 23 hours.

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                #82
                That would make sense but he put in a way that it sounded that afternoon between 2 and 1.

                He repeated it and said 2 and 5, just before the Corporation Police descended on him
                Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                  #83
                  I tell you one thing this site has taught me in the past few weeks is the attention to detail you require before evening letting them move in. Definetly spending more time getting everything buttoned down this year!
                  Ah yes, attention to detail..... (we've all done it eh??)

                  and from another poster...
                  Sought out your paperwork,........
                  That kinda makes sense actually...
                  I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                    #84
                    check with the mortgage company whether there are any restrictions on who loves there.
                    Some of these owners have no morals.
                    I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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                      #85
                      Love? Love doesn't come into it! It's just filthy lust! One great long non-stop lust-fest. The end is nigh!
                      'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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                        #86
                        Worrying for Fiat owners?

                        For Mrs. C.’s cat, it was said, got into Mrs. W. ‘s fiat, ate mincepies and fish, got on to a bed, and scratched the bedpost.
                        From MSE: House buying selling & letting forum.

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                          #87
                          Today .....
                          kicking a tennent out

                          I have a tennent in my flat at the momment but i have my suspensions hes going to defult in paying his months rent
                          Note..
                          http://www.tennents.com/
                          I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                            #88
                            Eew what a mess

                            From Long leasehold subforum

                            The freeholder has gone into liquidisation.
                            Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                              #89
                              From Residential subforum...
                              PLEASE HELP I AM STUCK AND NEW TO LERTING BUSINESS
                              WHAT CAN I DO
                              Be alert: The country needs lerts!
                              I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                                #90
                                Originally posted by theartfullodger View Post
                                Be alert: The country needs lerts!
                                I had a t-shirt with that on when I was ickle. It still makes me giggle.

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