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    #871
    I wondered how long before I popped up in this thread 😂😂. Admittedly I'm optimistic ha X

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      #872
      we also have non smoking sounds throughout
      How innovative. Don't your tenants just switch off the sounds though?
      To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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        #873
        ...the agent says they will be in a position to proceed in 2 weeks time

        ...and a cheque is in the post and he will still love you in the morning.
        Yep. Always believe these.

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          #874
          Last night....
          Spoken to my friend again today.

          He says the wording of her txt messages could only have come from the CAB or someone like that as her usuall spelling is terbile.....
          I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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            #875
            The Claimant is the formerassured shorthold tenant
            Not sure why this makes me chuckle.
            To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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              #876
              Common leaseholder Completly Ignores maintenance .
              Ah, well. What do you expect with people who are common?
              To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                #877
                ... tenant is very much aware of the importance of ventilation. She opens the windows on a daily basis and closes the upstairs windows onto first vent when she leaves for work...
                Why don't I believe this agent?
                To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                  #878
                  http://www.landlordzone.co.uk/forums...aseholdanswers

                  Thread: What happened to Leaseholdanswers?

                  The last I remember he was having an Op on his knees.
                  I bet the Original Poster was a bit surprised, nice to hear he's still enjoying himself.

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                    #879
                    Limited BLT providers will lend as their criteria is getting tighter
                    I think you've got a nerve asking for sandwiches on tic.
                    To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                      #880
                      The property i have owned for 40 years and is in beautiful condition, now has blackspot in every room upstairs.
                      Only grow roses outside?
                      To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                        #881
                        Remember that what is considered 'normal' wear as par of a tenancy is very different to what home owners would consider normal.
                        Ain't that the truth.
                        To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                          #882
                          You can quickly apply for a detachment of earnings
                          I think that sounds like a much better description of the process.
                          To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                            #883
                            The fundamental reason why you're not being offered places is that governments, for decades, have no ensured enough property is built
                            Is Artful picking up his Scottish brogue again?
                            To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                              #884
                              DPS arbitration, will I win?
                              Not if you're a landlord mate.
                              To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                                #885
                                Landlords belonging in property
                                Where else would they belong?
                                To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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