Unconscious humour from posters

[JK0]

I wondered whether any Landlords have had experience of severe black mould left by Tenants?

One or two of us. (sarc)

[JK0]

Cleaning - £200 for cleaning already neatly cleaned house. Kitchen ceiling was sticky because of cooking

I take it cooker is also sticky because of cooking?

[JK0]

I can hear them sweating

That must be quite a sweat.

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is the rental market as bad as your area?

Oh, it's pretty much on a par.

[nukecad]

..this friend has a big heroine problem..

Addicted to women do gooders?

[JK0]

Using the same Section 21 notice for this new claim is bordering on contempt of court.

I suspect your landlord does view them with contempt.

[nukecad]

I became a single mum of two under the age of 4...

Blimey,
Tennage mums are one thing, but that's going some for a 4 year old.

[JK0]

New tenant, late rent, not signed tenancy

Should also mention that she's DSS

I think I'd be more surprised if the rent wasn't late.

[JK0]

However, we put a BS5839:Pt1 system in, this is far more advanced system than is required.

There's a surprise!

[JK0]

How much routine maintenance of the fence did you carry out?

Anyone got a tenant who maintains the fences?

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We had a plumbing misdemeanor recently where a sink came off the wall. The letting agent told me it would cost me £120 to put right. I kicked off

Was that how the sink came off also?

[nukecad]

Tennage mums are one thing, but that's going some for a 4 year old.

Well, I have to pull myself for that one. (Surprised no one else spotted it).
Ten-age mums as well as 4 year olds?

[JK0]

I changed most stuff Timmy current address

Has Timmy got your post then?

[JK0]

If Op is confident that no repairs can be found then they have nothing to lose by using section 8 now. They might get them out quicker and worst case is same time as section 21?

Naive optimism?

[JK0]

Could you tell me what MCoL is please, because I'm a new landlord myself and have never heard of that.

It's a Scottish Internet Service Provider, isn't it?