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    I wondered whether any Landlords have had experience of severe black mould left by Tenants?
    One or two of us. (sarc)
    To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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      Cleaning - £200 for cleaning already neatly cleaned house. Kitchen ceiling was sticky because of cooking
      I take it cooker is also sticky because of cooking?
      To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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        I can hear them sweating
        That must be quite a sweat.
        To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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          is the rental market as bad as your area?
          Oh, it's pretty much on a par.
          To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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            ..this friend has a big heroine problem..
            Addicted to women do gooders?

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              Using the same Section 21 notice for this new claim is bordering on contempt of court.
              I suspect your landlord does view them with contempt.
              To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                I became a single mum of two under the age of 4...
                Blimey,
                Tennage mums are one thing, but that's going some for a 4 year old.

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                  New tenant, late rent, not signed tenancy

                  Should also mention that she's DSS
                  I think I'd be more surprised if the rent wasn't late.
                  To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                    However, we put a BS5839:Pt1 system in, this is far more advanced system than is required.
                    There's a surprise!
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                      How much routine maintenance of the fence did you carry out?
                      Anyone got a tenant who maintains the fences?
                      To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                        We had a plumbing misdemeanor recently where a sink came off the wall. The letting agent told me it would cost me £120 to put right. I kicked off
                        Was that how the sink came off also?
                        To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                          Originally posted by nukecad View Post
                          Tennage mums are one thing, but that's going some for a 4 year old.
                          Well, I have to pull myself for that one. (Surprised no one else spotted it).
                          Ten-age mums as well as 4 year olds?

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                            I changed most stuff Timmy current address
                            Has Timmy got your post then?
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                              If Op is confident that no repairs can be found then they have nothing to lose by using section 8 now. They might get them out quicker and worst case is same time as section 21?
                              Naive optimism?
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                                Could you tell me what MCoL is please, because I'm a new landlord myself and have never heard of that.
                                It's a Scottish Internet Service Provider, isn't it?
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                                • Reply to Global Warming - So What
                                  by Macromia
                                  I refer you back to post #63.

                                  And bearing in mind your original response to that post, I'll also point out that what is truly pompous isn't anything that I've said, it's people like you who, even when called out on the fact that you have misunderstood the scientific position, refuse to...
                                  28-10-2021, 03:14 AM
                                • Global Warming - So What
                                  by landlord-man
                                  I'll get it off my chest - I'm fed-up of all the panic surrounding Global Warming / Climate Change.

                                  I'm more pi**ed off at the forced cost to us all - when it will mean absolutely nothing.

                                  Climate Change is real. Believe it or not, it's been happening for hundreds of millions...
                                  20-10-2021, 09:51 AM
                                • Reply to Global Warming - So What
                                  by landlord-man
                                  Science is such that it can accurately assess the last (lets be generous) 100 years in detail, but moreso the last 50.

                                  Prior to that, we have to view what happened across huge time periods - we cannot for instance say what happened between 1480 and 1521 with any detail at all.
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                                  by Gordon999
                                  Posted up by BBC website this morning ( 27 Oct 2021 at 11.55 am ) , You can see a full rundown , which include:
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                                • Reply to Autumn Budget 2021 .
                                  by royw
                                  Vote Conservative, get Labour. Gordon Brown would have been proud of this budget.
                                  27-10-2021, 17:59 PM
                                • Reply to Global Warming - So What
                                  by Macromia
                                  That was another expected response.

                                  I'm sorry if you don't like what I said.
                                  Note though, that I have never suggested that you shouldn't try to inform yourself about scientific matters (or any other subject). The problem here is that you have learnt a small amount of what is know...
                                  27-10-2021, 17:08 PM
                                • Reply to Global Warming - So What
                                  by jpkeates
                                  The science says we're not delaying "the inevitable", humanity's contribution to climate change is so huge that reversing it should stop the problem entirely.

                                  And, the most likely alternative view is that even if reversing the effects don't 100% correct the problem, the predicted...
                                  27-10-2021, 11:27 AM
                                • Reply to Global Warming - So What
                                  by landlord-man
                                  That's the problem I'm trying to discuss.

                                  All we are now focussing on is delaying the inevitable.

                                  The Planet is not going to heal itself - but we CAN begin to plan for what WILL happen.

                                  Installing heat pumps etc and reducing CO2 is a massive undertaking but is...
                                  27-10-2021, 10:28 AM
                                • Reply to Global Warming - So What
                                  by landlord-man
                                  pompous tw*t

                                  I am sorry for reading the article published by the Geological Society of London (specifically written for "non-specialists") and shall in future bow down to your professional scientific knowledge on the subject - oh yeah, you have none....
                                  27-10-2021, 10:22 AM
                                • Reply to Global Warming - So What
                                  by jpkeates
                                  There's a fairly basic problem with "it's natural, let's not try and fix it, let's learn to live with it" instead as a solution.
                                  Nothing ever changes.
                                  It's only a good idea if the problem will heal itself left to its own devices in a viable time-frame....
                                  27-10-2021, 08:08 AM
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