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    I have dump on walls and ceilings
    There's a word for that - Scatolia.

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      long-standing, currently AST, tenants, en-mass.
      I assume the poster is referring to Catholics, then?

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        My bad, you got me tatemono!
        I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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          None decent homes: 2012/2013 (not sure how they measure this):
          Ah, come on. There must be some!

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            Originally posted by theartfullodger View Post
            My bad, you got me tatemono!
            heh... I keep wondering if I've been quoted on this thread somewhere too!

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              This is more of that 6mm/10mm earth wire nonsense:

              If it needs to be upgraded you should do that immediately as someone might get electrocuted before your next inspection
              For a minute, I thought this guy was being sarcastic, but it seems he is perfectly serious!

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                There is no general need to open windows to ventilate a house in the UK.
                (As long as there's no-one living in it.)

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                  the question arose whether the right to use a lavatory could be an easement.
                  And you didn't think it was worthy of this thread?

                  easement
                  ˈiːzm(ə)nt/
                  noun
                  noun: easement; plural noun: easements

                  1.
                  Law
                  a right to cross or otherwise use someone else's land for a specified purpose.
                  2.
                  literary
                  the state or feeling of comfort or peace.
                  "time brings easement"

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                    Well, all lavatories are see
                    https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/closet_of_ease
                    closet of ease (plural closets of ease)

                    (euphemistic, obsolete) A room used to ease one's bowels: a lavatory.
                    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                      a "bathroom " light from 10yrs ago is no longer adequate
                      Those electricians are onto a good thing, aren't they?

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                        Surely this is ellegal?
                        What the difference between illegal and unlawful?

                        Unlawful means something's against the law. Ill eagle is a very large sick bird.

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                          Illegal means against the law, unlawful means not following the law or the rules.
                          A foul in football is unlawful, but not illegal.
                          Travelling at 40 miles an hour in a 30 is both unlawful and illegal.

                          Ellegal sounds like a french law that only applies to women.
                          When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
                          Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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                            Thank you for your response, of which the contents are interesting.
                            That could only have been written by an estate agent. Nature, or nurture?

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                              Is there a deadline for retuning a deposit?
                              Opinions vary, but we should aim be tuneful at all times.

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                                Can tenant claim any loos of money from landlord for hardship
                                Constipation?

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