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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post
    under s8 ground 6
    Wombleing freee..
    When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
    Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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      If a local authority leaning tower, check their website (or ring up) and ask if they offer loan terms.
      Best just demolish it if it's leaning, surely?

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        I think these bits of the 1988 act are definitely a joke, aren't they?

        Ground 10

        Some rent lawfully due from the tenant—

        (a)is unpaid on the date on which the proceedings for possession are begun; and

        (b)except where subsection (1)(b) of section 8 of this Act applies, was in arrears at the date of the service of the notice under that section relating to those proceedings.


        Ground 11

        Whether or not any rent is in arrears on the date on which proceedings for possession are begun, the tenant has persistently delayed paying rent which has become lawfully due.

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          The agent would be better off giving you a good reference to help move you in.
          Anyone given a nightmare tenant a good reference, just to be rid of the b*ggar?

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            I was called to hang up curtains because they couldnt figure out curtain hooks.
            These are people taking a degree?

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              Originally posted by JK0 View Post
              These are people taking a degree?
              Probably students first time away from the nest, they will have been used to their mummy doing everything for them.

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                That reminds me of when my cousin from Hinckley went to Uni in Nottingham when he was 18. His dad insisted on accompanying him there & back for the first year in cousin's car to 'show him the way'.

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                  The ......... AST draws on industry best practice...>>>>>>
                  Ho Ho Ho - as Santa says....
                  I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                    As I once got into trouble for saying at work, if everyone is doing something as "best practice" doesn't that then become mediocre?

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                      I am the council leader. I simply want all the garbage problems to stop because it affects me
                      I think you're in the wrong job then.

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                        This person is muslin
                        I think that's a fabrication...

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                          the land reverted to the Crown as part of the Crown Estate by process called Escheat.
                          I guess at least the crown is being honest about it.

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                            Suggest you read your insurance policy. cannabis farm cover it usually requires regular, logged, inspection.
                            Which dodgy insurance company can you get cannabis farm cover from?

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                              Recycling instructions for elephants?

                              Here is my suggestion - buy a 2m x 1m PVC Banner printed with the recycle instructions showing 3 coloured bins and what to put into each bin - to hang on wall or fence near to bun area.

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                                Oh, oh, here's another one:

                                The 2015 Deregulation Act.

                                http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/...ntents/enacted

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