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    I had a shocking floor in my flat
    That's not really the freeholder's fault, is it?

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      I advised them when the moved in that the water is sometimes brown
      That'll be the sheep sh*t.

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        Originally posted by JK0 View Post
        That'll be the sheep sh*t.
        To be fair in Scotland it's frequently the peat: You now, where the flavour of good Whisky comes from.

        Had one holiday in a remote croft on Skye in a hot dry summer: You could just about see the bottom of the bath if about 5inches deep
        I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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          there is a huge draft around my back door.
          Could you try thicker drawers?

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            I just don't get what he could claim for? Money to and from hospital maybe? It hopefully won't be a large figure now
            I should start saving.

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              Originally posted by JK0 View Post
              That'll be the sheep sh*t.
              You must have heard of catshit coffee?
              Maybe sheepshit whisky is the next big thing?

              (Bullshit forum posts have been around for a long time and cost nothing).

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                assuming your lease / deeds of right of passage for the other two houses states that the dive is only there for the right to pass and repass
                Oh, I'm sure the block isn't that bad.

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                  Neglagence
                  Negligent spelling?

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                    At another place
                    ....July 2016 N housed a venerable tenant and her partner in the garage converted to a studio on an AST....
                    How good of them !
                    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                      I have the £200 in a separate bank account, what do you mean by protected?
                      Oh, my, word.

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                        the council would not deem the property inhabitable if it was simple condensation.
                        wtf?...

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                          Help with tenants who do not want to singe the renewal contract
                          I'm pleased to hear it. Contracts should be kept away from the fire.

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                            Beat me to it.

                            I was going to say something about cooking the books.

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                              the contract was signed before the tents to moved in
                              I'd hate to be moving into a tent at this time of year. Do the showers work?

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                                Assured tenancy - seeking procession under s8 ground 6
                                Do you want your tenant to proceed out of the house?

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