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    I have 8 children and my wife is suffering from depression She is also pregnant.
    Maybe invest in some condoms?

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      I am working on a design project for my master's
      Are you getting paid slave wages?

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        There's some rich pickings in the thread 'Deductions that DPS will accept':

        I wouldn't expect to have to do any cleaning in between tenants.

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          Help with text received from landlady . Baby due in 4 weeks
          How did she know?

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            http://www.landlordzone.co.uk/forums...ction-question

            Anyone else starting to sympathise with the landlord?

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              Starting to? I was the other day...

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                Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                Originally posted by KTC
                IANAL
                Do you now? Is landlordzone the place to be discussing your sexual habits?
                And here I thought it was!
                I am not a lawyer, nor am I licensed to provide any regulated advice. None of my posts should be treated as legal or financial advice.

                I do not answer questions through private messages which should be posted publicly on the forum.

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                  She had left her bed wardrobe and drawers
                  I hope the drawers hadn't been worn.

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                    .....and duely fell out with him.
                    You bounder, I challenge you to a duel.

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                      Residence is a funny thing, if the landlady claims to have always loved at that address, but.....
                      Ah, tenants paying that "special" way again eh?
                      I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                        From the Telegraph:

                        In 2015 former Chancellor George Osborne announced plans that mean landlords have to pay tax on turnover, rather than the difference between rental income and mortgage interest.
                        Does this affect landlords that aren't mean?

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                          use of room full of landlords
                          Landlordzone xmas party?

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                            My section of the toilet pipe has been screwed through by rats.
                            Crikey, they're clever rats.

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                              What to do in a cushion emergency?

                              The Agents didnt no. The sent around a plumper

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                                ..sent around a plumper..
                                Big lass was she?

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