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    I have 8 children and my wife is suffering from depression She is also pregnant.
    Maybe invest in some condoms?

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      I am working on a design project for my master's
      Are you getting paid slave wages?

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        There's some rich pickings in the thread 'Deductions that DPS will accept':

        I wouldn't expect to have to do any cleaning in between tenants.

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          Help with text received from landlady . Baby due in 4 weeks
          How did she know?

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            http://www.landlordzone.co.uk/forums...ction-question

            Anyone else starting to sympathise with the landlord?

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              Starting to? I was the other day...

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                Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                Originally posted by KTC
                IANAL
                Do you now? Is landlordzone the place to be discussing your sexual habits?
                And here I thought it was!
                I am not a lawyer, nor am I licensed to provide any regulated advice. None of my posts should be treated as legal or financial advice.

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                  She had left her bed wardrobe and drawers
                  I hope the drawers hadn't been worn.

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                    .....and duely fell out with him.
                    You bounder, I challenge you to a duel.

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                      Residence is a funny thing, if the landlady claims to have always loved at that address, but.....
                      Ah, tenants paying that "special" way again eh?
                      I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                        From the Telegraph:

                        In 2015 former Chancellor George Osborne announced plans that mean landlords have to pay tax on turnover, rather than the difference between rental income and mortgage interest.
                        Does this affect landlords that aren't mean?

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                          use of room full of landlords
                          Landlordzone xmas party?

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                            My section of the toilet pipe has been screwed through by rats.
                            Crikey, they're clever rats.

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                              What to do in a cushion emergency?

                              The Agents didnt no. The sent around a plumper

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                                ..sent around a plumper..
                                Big lass was she?

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                                • Unconscious humour from posters
                                  jta
                                  It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........



                                  Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

                                  Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them....
                                  01-08-2012, 17:16 PM
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                                  JK0
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                                  craig2222
                                  I'm wondering how many of you voted for brexit and would you change your mind if you had the chance ? . I didn't vote and I still wouldn't be sure if I would choose leave or remain if we had another chance...
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                                  Macromia
                                  Perhaps, but I doubt that there will be any significant change.
                                  It's likely that more goods from other parts of the world will come directly from other parts of the world, rather than via Europe, but we already receive goods from all over the world and it is unlikely that there will be a huge...
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                                  Macromia
                                  Dover and Folkestone will continue to be the busiest ferry ports because it is the shortest crossing to the continent, and therefore the cheapest crossing. That isn't going to change.
                                  Other ferry crossings are already available, if there was more demand for these crossings there would already...
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                                  jpkeates
                                  Which was actually very handy, because Ramsgate harbour wasn't deep enough to take the ones they planned to use.
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                                  ram
                                  Seaborne did not have ANY ships....
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                                • Pilot Error
                                  JK0
                                  I bet you guys know what I mean by pilot error.

                                  It's when your tenant calls you out saying something is faulty when they don't know how to use it. Today the lady who couldn't open her Washer Dryer a couple of months ago called to tell me that the heater in her spare room wasn't working....
                                  29-12-2015, 19:03 PM
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                                  JK0
                                  I do. However he was desperate for somewhere to live, and I had my hands full with another flat, so did not want two vacant ones.

                                  My friend just visited me at home, and tells me he took his old 2nd hand fridge freezer over to my flat. There's nowhere for it to go in the kitchen, and actually...
                                  15-02-2019, 15:09 PM
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                                  KTC
                                  You ought to know better than that. I hope it's just taking time to settle in, and that things will improve for you....
                                  14-02-2019, 16:38 PM
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