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    #61
    Sigh!!


    I suspect English may not be your first languade and you may not originate from this sceptered isle?
    Sigh!!
    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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      #62
      ... as a last resort would be to terminate the tenant as this would both cost me money and lose me rent.
      Not sure that's legal?
      I also post as Moderator2 when moderating

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        #63
        Although a terrible subject and a horrible thought by the person involved, it was made worse by the journalist that mangled the story and said ( vile) thought.

        "disabled children with deformed lambs"
        Please wont someone think of the baby sheep?
        Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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          #64
          " Assuming, you are not a love in landlord here and also not providing other significant services . . . ." 14/5/2013 LLZ

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            #65
            Today...
            I just wanted to clarify this detail. I have just found a prospective tenant for a house my OH and I jointly own. OH is happy to let me take the reigns and isn't worried about being involved.
            Just like Phil the Greek saying lizzie can be in charge & reign then...
            I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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              #66
              Afaik not from a politician... today

              I don't want to be untruthful. I just don't know what the truth is.
              I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                #67
                He cleary has " no recollection".........

                Some say, would a politician recognise the truth?
                Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                  #68
                  Jack Nicholson would say 'You can't handle the truth!'

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                    #69
                    From today's BBC news:

                    'Today there are around 75 state-run telegram centres in India employing some 1,000 people. Many of them are in a dilapidated condition.'

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                      #70
                      Thread probably deleted by now but...
                      Not meant to be taken as an advert….purely helpful and informative to the readership. Of course Aaaaaa Bbbbbb UK is not the only residential property auctioneers and this message comes from circumstantial evidence across our regional operations that they are seeing a significant number of tenanted properties finding their way to the auction room and importantly successfully selling. Sorry if you felt it’s an ad….as I say just meant to be helpful and informative in the fact that private treaty is not the only way to sell tenanted property.
                      The profile information is, I assume, a satirical effort - quote funny really..... best not to post it here...
                      I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                        #71
                        Yeah, read it and thought the same!
                        Do people actually think about the image they project to the potential customers they're trying to reach when they post such things?

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                          #72
                          27/06/13 :

                          I would also need to be executed as deed and registered, I think.
                          There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                            #73
                            Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                            From today's BBC news:

                            'Today there are around 75 state-run telegram centres in India employing some 1,000 people. Many of them are in a dilapidated condition.'
                            Telegrams? Do they still have telex machines as well
                            Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                              #74
                              the freeholder had failed to keep his flats in poor condition
                              What a b*st*rd, imagine keeping your flats in good order: whatever next
                              Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                                #75
                                Originally posted by leaseholdanswers View Post
                                Telegrams? Do they still have telex machines as well
                                This was the lat operating telegram service in the world, apparently. It made the news because they've decided to close it down.
                                So yes, maybe they've moved on to modern technology and installed telex instead

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