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  • jpkeates
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    Landlordzone conquers Twitter.

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  • nukecad
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    My anal sphincter may disagree.

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  • JK0
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    More laughable advice today:

    Curries never damage/destroy anything

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  • JK0
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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post

    OMG, there's another thread on basically the same subject today:

    https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/se...2%3A%221%22%7D
    Another one today! I feel sorry for anyone who has this guy as a tenant.

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  • MdeB
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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post

    If your landlord is a broken man, try not to bother him about repairing your boiler.
    Oh!
    I read it as "boiler has broken my landlord and my landlord is beyond repair".

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  • JK0
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    If your landlord is a broken man, try not to bother him about repairing your boiler.

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  • JK0
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    Originally posted by cymro123 View Post

    oh dear that is a biggie. When the 1st? BS amendment to 17th edition came out I asked NICEIC about metal consumer units and they said it was risk based and was the decision of the electrician
    I think I know what BS stands for, don't I?

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  • Stef Cooke
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    Yes, but sodding irritating to have to acknowledge it, given the rest of the drivel!

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  • JK0
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    Sadly this is good advice:

    Most of the tenants usually take the photographs when move in and if the check out tells different story then definitely landlord is wasting his time although no harm in trying luck.

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  • nukecad
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    Think I may have messed up with girlfriend on deeds from 40 years ago
    I think that we all have some regrets about deeds from our pasts, especially when females are involved.

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  • JK0
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    Its an access point for the freeholder to inspect the interior of the roof if needed and any ariels that might be there.
    What, these?

    Powder_original_10.png?w=1200&v=1-201802231429.png

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  • Kape65
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    Originally posted by Ingawilliams View Post

    Reported today and they say it's only condemnation due to lack heating and ventilation
    Damned before you start!

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  • JK0
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    "lost" rent isn't a loss.
    I think it is!

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  • JK0
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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post
    I think I begin to see why landlord issued the s21 notice. Tenant is a Barrack-room Lawyer.

    https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/fo...lfish-landlord
    OMG, there's another thread on basically the same subject today:

    https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/se...2%3A%221%22%7D

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  • theartfullodger
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    For most of my tenancies, I don’t take a deposit. I have also given despots back when tenants have paid.......
    Bloody despots: Coming over hear, making us give 'em back.... grrrr....

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