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  • Animal Rescue being run from one-bed upper floor flat..
    There aren't any chickens I take it?

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    • loss of interest on your capital which you could have invested in the bank
      Anyone know any banks who still pay interest?

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      • Originally posted by JK0 View Post
        Anyone know any banks who still pay interest?
        Be a Bank...
        www.zopa.com
        I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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        • tamp duty

          Earlier this year the Government announced it would be increasing stamp duty for those buying...........
          "tamp duty"! Duty on tamping down a pipe when smoking it??
          http://pipesmagazine.com/forums/topi...hould-one-tamp
          I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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          • the house was in a state that clothes were piled everywhere and it stank of cats and that he couldn't even do what he needed to do
            we believe this is unfair as the house was freshly cleaned the day before
            Crikey. I dread to think what it's normally like then.

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            • Despite having a humidifier on (which I bought!) it's still very damp.
              Sounds like your fault it's damp.

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              • ..the council served a ‘notice of intended entry’ on all interesting parties..
                Everbody likes an interesting party.

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                • If the team has been called 15times but only once there was a level of noise that needed action, what that means?
                  Woudn't you just hate to be one of this guy's neighbours?

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                  • Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                    Woudn't you just hate to be one of this guy's neighbours?
                    Yes. Yes. Yes.

                    I am always thankful that I was fortunate enough to be able to bring my children up in a detached house with thick walls.
                    'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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                    • We've just discovered JK on our property.
                      Couldn't have been. I've been working on my own flat.

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                      • ..have a lie span of 4 - 10 years.
                        That's quite a few untruths.

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                        • did you take an extra amount in the deposit
                          Sounds like he's got an extra amount.

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                          • I think the best post I saw (may have been Facebook) was someone calling it a "doggy dog world". Dog eat dog anyone?!!
                            Liability statement. My liability to you is not to exceed the amount you are paying for my recommendations or advice.

                            I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no fear of having their motives questioned

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                            • Originally posted by Wickerman View Post
                              I think the best post I saw (may have been Facebook) was someone calling it a "doggy dog world". Dog eat dog anyone?!!
                              Wickerman! You're back! Where have you been?
                              'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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                              • ..it is the elephant in the room.
                                Do you have a 'no pets' clause?

                                Did you get a large deposit?
                                (You set me up for that one JKO - post #717)

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                                • Unconscious humour from posters
                                  jta
                                  It seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........



                                  Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing

                                  Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them....
                                  01-08-2012, 17:16 PM
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                                  tatemono
                                  that's a very clever washing machine....
                                  22-07-2017, 11:47 AM
                                • Ice served in drinks is not very nice. ?
                                  Gordon999
                                  The Daily Mail Newspaper ( 19 July 2017 ) reported " the ice served by some leading fast food chains in their soft drinks is contaminated by faecal bacteria, it has been revealed "

                                  The contamination is likely to have occurred because the ice or ice-making machines have been...
                                  20-07-2017, 20:16 PM
                                • Reply to Ice served in drinks is not very nice. ?
                                  mind the gap
                                  Faecal contaminants in ice cubes are probably the least of your problems in fast food outlets. If you knew what goes into some of the food you would not touch it, let alone eat it.
                                  21-07-2017, 22:25 PM
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                                  JK0
                                  Is your landlord a Vampire?...
                                  21-07-2017, 18:14 PM
                                • Reply to Ice served in drinks is not very nice. ?
                                  jpkeates
                                  Freezing bacteria doesn't often kill them, cooking them has a better kill rate.
                                  Essentially, people need to wash their hands properly and they don't.

                                  You're meant to wash them while you sing happy birthday twice (slowly) so you do it long enough.
                                  21-07-2017, 08:38 AM
                                • Reply to Ice served in drinks is not very nice. ?
                                  Gordon999
                                  And its also the same hands which handle the burgers etc.
                                  20-07-2017, 20:56 PM
                                • Reply to Ice served in drinks is not very nice. ?
                                  emwithme
                                  I worked in McDonalds and various pubs while doing my A Levels/taking my gap year.

                                  I still eat in McDonalds (and drink in various pubs, although not the ones I worked in!).

                                  I DO NOT have ice in drinks anywhere (except home, and I wash the ice trays frequently!) All I can...
                                  20-07-2017, 20:27 PM
                                • Acid attack ?
                                  Gordon999
                                  Today's big news revealed 408 cases of acid attack and disfigurement of the face since Nov 2016.

                                  Victims can be scarred for life and suffer huge loss of earning during the remainder of their life.

                                  Any ideas on how to help the victims ? What is the proper punishment for...
                                  16-07-2017, 09:26 AM
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                                  jpkeates
                                  I agree.

                                  It doesn't require any change in the law to achieve that, though.
                                  Being scarred by acid is the same as being scarred with any weapon (if quicker).
                                  20-07-2017, 15:31 PM
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