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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post
    Crikey. Who'd admit to running a Thai Bride agency?
    Ahh ahh....a much more simple straight luxury goods import/distribution!

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      Hi

      I'm a landlord that owns a house in Sterling, Scotland. My lender is Natwest which is a UK based bank. ...........
      There is no place called Sterling in Scotland, although there is a Stirling. Well, it would be in Sterling wouldn't it, presumably it will in future be in Euros....
      I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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        I would then repossess the property in your shoes.
        Remarkably precise advice for someone,
        legal and fashion combined.
        When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
        Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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          Who is responsible for windows?
          I reckon that would be MicroSoft.

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            Since I was given a Section 21 notice I've been getting a lot of distraction and harassment. Mainly very loud classical music playing next to a partition wall (the Landlord lives next door).
            Is your next door neighbour called Hippogriff?

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              notwithstanding Dad being liberated by the 'merkins
              That could make your eyes water.

              Merkin - (noun) An artificial covering of hair for the pubic area.

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                Thanks: I have been aware of the "original" meaning for well over 40 years. But 'merkin for "American" is accepted usage in some quarters...see
                http://alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxmerkin.html

                Many words have multiple meanings, particularly in English, that alien imported b*st*ard language...
                I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                  The whole point of this thread is about double meanings, often thrown up by predictive text - thats what often makes things humerus. (and tickles your funny bone).

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                    Still the rent wasn't paid so I have tried to contact her yesterday and today with no repose.
                    Yes. I wouldn't be laid back about not getting the rent.

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                      1. Is there any other form of defence? e.g. L has been abducted before T moves in, etc.
                      Was it T who abducted you?

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                        Being a landlord seems to be great example of the 80-20 rule. Twenty percent of the tenants generate 90% of the work.
                        Wouldn't that be the 90-20 rule?

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                          On a LL association website...
                          Hi, I am writing to ask for advice on a tenant bleaching the tenancy agreement.
                          Cunning plan to get rid of those pesky clause about no pets and no immoral purposes
                          I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                            Yes the S21 notice is valid. It was prepared by the Letting Agent I use
                            Tickled me anyway.
                            "I'm afraid I didn't do enough background checks apart from checking her identity on Facebook" - ANON

                            What I say is based on my own experience and research - Please don't take as gospel without first checking the gospel yourself.

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                              ... his girlfriend who is also in his 30┬┤s ...

                              What do people think
                              .

                              I think someone needs to sort out possessive adjectives.
                              'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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                                leaning tower of pizza
                                Hmmmmm, I'm hungry now.

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