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    Both of you go to the jab centre...
    The DWP will try to give you a sucker punch everytime.

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      They're stopping my personal date being abused.
      What were you thinking of doing to her?

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        now 11 moths on
        Get them off, then, quick, or they'll eat all your clothes.
        'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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          But if your wife does not have any day job, she could do the work and charge you . That situation would be allowable.
          I wonder if anyone ever tried to get a tax break for wife's 'bedroom duties'.

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            ..the flat that had the prostitutes expired recently
            Poor things.
            'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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              I live on the top floor and I am thinking about buying a rope ladder in case there is a fire
              Because rope is obviously fireproof.

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                The rent was owed because her housing benefit was stopped because someone had told them her boyfriend was living
                there are some intering points that may give landlords some leverage.
                Pay up, or your boyfriend gets buried?

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                  I wouldn't feel right making them suffer the dishwashing disappointment I've lived with for the last 4 years!
                  But surely your spouse will be moving out at the same time as you?

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                    Originally posted by nukecad View Post
                    Because rope is obviously fireproof.
                    You sir are the reason my keyboard now has some of my beer on it as I couldn't swallow before laughing.

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                      Originally posted by red_boots2 View Post
                      You sir are the reason my keyboard now has some of my beer on it as I couldn't swallow before laughing.
                      Something like this?
                      thspitcoffee.gif

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                        The issue with the plumbing arouse as there was dump apparently in the ground floor flat
                        Ground floor neighbour is a fecalpheliac?

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                          The vast majority of views have been from EU unskilled/low skilled migrants
                          But how can you tell that from our user names?

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                            Each "EU law" is approved by parliament, and where it wants not to follow the EU it simply says so.
                            First I've heard of that. I know the Frenchies take that view. Blighty seems to follow it slavishly.

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                              How to stop trespassing in very large property
                              Don't keep going there, surely?

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                                If I take my wife import/distribution B2B business
                                Crikey. Who'd admit to running a Thai Bride agency?

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