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    whenever I hovered in there or the main bedroom, there was fluff everywhere.
    Fairy nuff.
    Fairy fluff.
    'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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      ...last year rent increase just by letter they agreed and new rent was pain.
      A lot of tennants consider a rent increase a pain.

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        I've already been told by the environmental health officer that my health and wellbeing doesn't matter as a private owner, it's the tenants safety (in the case of fire) matters.
        Did anyone ever think it was otherwise?

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          How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

          So you would chuck get out?
          I believe they're also known as groundhogs.

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            - lets face it you could sit at home watching your big TV or fancy car...
            - anyone sitting at home watching their fancy car probably needs help & more prescriptions...
            I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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              I rarely agree with anything I post
              I've suspected this for some time.

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                Originally posted by theartfullodger View Post
                There are properties that span boundaries
                Also in Baarle-Hertog / Baarle-Nassau, where there are properties that straddle the Dutch/Belgian border.

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baarle-Hertog
                There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                  I advertise as "Suit professionals" and normally find that's who apply.
                  Anyone got a tenant who wears a suit?

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                    ...what counts as reasonable damage?
                    A good question...
                    When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
                    Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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                      Moving Water Tank

                      As I say she has a small baby and isn't keen on taking him to court if a stern letter can force him to do it.
                      I doubt little bub can read yet, let alone tackle plumbing.

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                        Hi,
                        Briefly I'm a Tenant on a periodic tenancy renting a first floor flat about a funeral parlor.
                        I'm pretty sure my Landlord is breaking the law in at least one way, at present:
                        1) He has not put my deposit in a scheme
                        2) He has never provided me with Gas or Electric safety certificates
                        I guess the people downstairs are nice & quiet though?

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                          The rent is high because people are dying to stay round there...

                          /dad joke
                          Last edited by jpkeates; 02-05-2016, 16:52 PM. Reason: messed up the joke (such as it is)
                          When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
                          Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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                            TDS Advisroy leaflet
                            Would that be relevant for tenants not named 'Roy', though?

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                              The water tank is clearly breaching any quiet enjoyment clause in the lease.
                              Even if it drips really quietly?

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                                During the work, the contractor broke a family heirloom he then subsequently hid to conceal the damage. Now while I wasn’t wholly keen on the piece - a limited edition Royal Dalton piece
                                Thank goodness it wasn't Royal Doulton.

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