Unconscious humour from posters

[JK0]

However, the lifespan in a tenanted property is going to be less.

What? Tenants are more careless than homeowners? You do surprise me.

[JK0]

tenant damaged property and pets

What did he do to his pets?

[JK0]

Broken!- mid tenancy-how do I ask for damage?!

By accepting chavvy tenants?

[JK0]

Me today on MSE:

Bar-keeper's Friend and a green scourer will get it off with some elbow grease. I used this on a 25 year old hob recently that had been 'tenanted' (there's an interesting verb) for 5 years. It's as good as new now.

Made myself chuckle by inventing a new meaning for the word 'tenanted' today.

[JK0]

What if a tenant had broken a glass window? Would you use a betterment deduction on the replacement because a window is likely to be replaced at sometime in the future.

It wouldn't surprise me if adjudicators did. What a pointless exercise, eh?

[andybenw]

It wouldn't surprise me if adjudicators did. What a pointless exercise, eh?

Now now, we're not talking about repairing the glass for £400.

[JK0]

I do take your point about my repairs being pricey Andy. However, I think it was reasonable for me to have them in preference to having things replaced. (More environmentally friendly also.)

[JK0]

I put European King size beds (2m, I believe) in the two larger rooms in my HMO.

Crikey. Those European Kings must be lard arses.

[JK0]

My daughter who is 18 is very decent and respectable and has an 18 month old little girl.

Hmm. But the taxpayer should house and look after them both, rather than you?

[jpkeates]

Well, if the daughter is more than 18 years and three months old, at least the conception might have been legal...

[JK0]

Confused now. Snorkerz said notice is invalid you say 28 days is enough?!

Jesus wept!

[theartfullodger]

From a thread where a tenant has given valid notice.. but now won't be leaving...

The Tenant won't be going back on their word because the property is far to small and the neighbours are homophobic.

[JK0]

The shower is, aside from a small basin and the kitchen sink, no way of washing.

I'd prefer the shower.

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[JK0]

If a TDS dispute occurs and we win, the business gets the money back.

Ironic humour only.

[theartfullodger]

INTENTIONS – invest money so don’t blow off ,

There's a nasty wiff hereabouts....