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    My cats spend almost their entire time asleep on my bedding and cause way less wear and tear than us humans do!
    I would say an extra amount on the deposit
    Yeah, plus scratches on doors.

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      23/01/16::

      OP if you consider you and bf 'a couple' then you are probably not an hmo.
      There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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        Originally posted by Hippogriff View Post
        Knowing I had something like this in my own AST, I checked and found - "The Landlord will return to the Tenant(s) any Rent Payable for any period during which the Property may have been rendered uninhabitable by fire or other risk that the Landlord has insured."
        I'm just imagining, you tell a tenant that they won't get a rent refund if they move out mid-month, and they set the place on fire so that they do.

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          Originally posted by JK0 View Post
          I'm just imagining, you tell a tenant that they won't get a rent refund if they move out mid-month, and they set the place on fire so that they do.
          Textbook example of a perverse incentive.
          There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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            Call the police fraud department today.
            Good luck getting through.

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              Tenants getting boob jobs?

              From Landlordzone:

              Many young tenants have no experience or awareness of the importance of this or the cost and disruption a bust can cause.

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                I took that as a drugs bust...

                (btw... have you noticed how many moobs there are about... I had to give up dairy products - let's just say I don;t have that problem....)
                I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                  We were told that the previous heating company would be coming to fix the heating and were waiting on delivery for a part which would arrive on 12/06/2016, almost a month after their last visit.

                  We were waiting for a call to arrange for the part to be fitted. I received a call from the letting agent on 13/06/2016 telling us that the heating company were sat outside the house waiting to fit the part and that they claimed they had contacted us to say they would be there on that day between 8am-12pm.
                  Landlordzone post comes back from the future?

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                    Trying to buy BLT with existing tenants
                    I think if my BLT had tenants, I wouldn't eat it.

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                      I own a freehold on flats, I want to know if the leaseholders have violated the terms of the lease.
                      Where or how would I find the terms of their lease?
                      ..............................
                      I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                        18/06/08:

                        I'm going to stick my head up here and state that...
                        Up where?

                        The mind boggles.
                        There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                          Today:
                          ...My husband has tended our small garden area for 30 years, can the council be so callas without even informing us or..
                          Well, at least it sounded nice... ah, La Divina!

                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Callas
                          I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                            Abandoned Home Help!

                            I have already cleaned the garden and changed the locks to stop any trespassers.
                            Err, aren't you a trespasser?

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                              Many a true word from Shea's contractor



                              6 minutes in:

                              You can almost tell when you get inside their apartment/ their flat, who's paying rent, and who's not. You get the one you gotta step over clothes and all that sh*t, and they got three or four big 30 gallon garbage bags, stinkin', you about know immediately they ain't payin' their rent.

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                                Does the tenancy agreement contain an obligation by the landlord to insure the property? If it does, this gives the tenant immunity against any claim by the landlord for damage covered by the insurance
                                Hmm. Can you see now why I think deposits are a pretence?

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