Yeah, it's a fowl idea. Don't egg him on any more though
Unconscious humour from posters
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Those people I know who have or are renting, take it as a matter of personal pride that when they leave the landlord sighs, and accepts that the house is clean enough and the damage has been repaired to a satisfactory standard, and they get their deposit back.
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TodayIf i lived ther and yoiu did not change the locks, I would sue you for every penney you had, for failing to prevent stangers with keys entering the building.I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...
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Originally posted by jpkeates View PostFrom the news section.
Surely if you are employed to write press releases, you should be able to spell.
"Poultry" fines would be chickenfeed to most landlords.'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations
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Not your place to correct Members in this manner. Either stick to answering the question as best you can or just ignore it if it offends you (for any reason).I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...
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.... hat lenders are now searching the Internet...'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations
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Reply to Pilot Errorby nukecadYep, that's the B* factor at work.
You know exactly what you are doing but then the B comes along and B's it up.-
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by JK0I bet you guys know what I mean by pilot error.
It's when your tenant calls you out saying something is faulty when they don't know how to use it. Today the lady who couldn't open her Washer Dryer a couple of months ago called to tell me that the heater in her spare room wasn't working....-
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Reply to Pilot Errorby JK0Sympathy. I spent 3 hours yesterday getting a cistern off. I had to use a Bosch multi tool to grind away the rusted wingnuts under the pan. When I got it all apart, I found the cistern was too narrow for the Dudley 88 syphon I intended to fit. I had to put it all back together with the original syphon,...
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Reply to Pilot Errorby nukecadPipes noisy when the toilet is flushed, lock-up charity shop below my rental so the occasional noise is noticable in my rental.
Obviously wasn't an issue during lockdown as they were closed.
As a favour I've got a spare float valve diaphragm, and we all know it takes 5 mins fix to...-
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17-04-2021, 12:28 PM -
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by jtaIt seems to me there is a lot of unconscious humour here, the latest one for me is...........
Of course I know what he means but his brain seems to be running faster than his typing
Can I suggest that we post them here when we spot them....-
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Reply to Unconscious humour from postersby JK0Don't keep putting sushi down it then, surely?
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by BerlingogirlMy very first tenant (a lodger) was a lovely young Muslim lady who found a room in my town, but the room didn't have a lock on the door and the other people in the house were all men. She contacted me and explained the situation and how desperate she was to leave. I told her to pack up all her stuff...
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Reply to Old friend pops up on FB.by nukecadI don't see the dogs as a problem, they know that you are the top dog; it's those evil-eyed cats that are reading your thoughts and manipulating you. (Ask any cat owner).
PS. Unless your goldfish is called Klaus and used to be an olympic ski-jumper I think you are OK there too.
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Reply to Old friend pops up on FB.by BerlingogirlI've ordered two, and two for the dogs as well. I'm having problems finding them for the goldfish though....
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Reply to Old friend pops up on FB.by nukecadDon't forget the cat:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Accoutremen...=8A0tI&pd_rd_i...-
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