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    I know if a woman calls the police to have a ex partner removed form the property they will attend so surely it is the same the other way around?
    You'd think so, wouldn't you, but I doubt it somehow.

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      Originally posted by JK0 View Post
      You'd think so, wouldn't you, but I doubt it somehow.
      How can someone have lived as long as you, yet still not get anything?
      'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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        Over Sunday lunch my mother asked when do I have to go to London for my gas inspection. Sister thought I was going to have my farts analysed.

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          The things tenants ask for, eh?

          Tenant also seemed to think that a dirty (uncleaned by tenant) carpet should be renewed annually at the landlord's expense.

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            Wasn't sure if this was an intentional witticism or not...
            Council tax has nothing to do with voting; That's the electoral role.
            I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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              It is a civil matter but a call to the police saying an ex parter is refusing to leave the property and causing a breach of the peach will get them round.
              Peachy, eh??
              I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                there MUST have been either cat 1's or cat 2's present
                Tenant should not let his cat do either in the property.

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                  threaten them with harassment if they persist.
                  Won't that be six of one, and half a dozen of the other?

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                    If there was an option to allow a dog, then in the summer my wife might visit.
                    Crikey, surely she isn't that bad looking?

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                      Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                      Won't that be six of one, and half a dozen of the other?
                      Not if you only threaten them politely once.
                      8-)
                      When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
                      Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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                        Ask cone contractor for a quote, get a construction plan of materials to be used, time scale , insurances, take this construction plan to other contractors, and see what their price would be.
                        I had no idea there were contractors that specialise in putting out cones. Not such a good idea, I'd have thought to get their plan for converting a house into four flats.

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                          Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                          Over Sunday lunch my mother asked when do I have to go to London for my gas inspection. Sister thought I was going to have my farts analysed.
                          Seriously? Your sister sounds like me lol.

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                            If there was an option to allow a dog, then in the summer my wife might visit.
                            Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                            Crikey, surely she isn't that bad looking?
                            Are you sure you aren't Benny Hill re-incarnate? Same era (stuck in the 1970s), same misogynistic, tired old 'sense of humour' (for want of a more appropriate term). If it weren't so boring and predictable, it'd be offensive. Come and join us in the 21st century, why don't you?
                            'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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                              11/11/15::

                              I need some simple assistant to allow this application to progress.
                              There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                                I need some simple assistant to allow this application to progress.
                                Pay peanuts, get monkeys.

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