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    What happens if two sharer sublet turn to HMO?
    Is it my mind?

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      Originally posted by JK0 View Post
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      Could anyone be that afraid of modern life, or is this a wind-up?
      I fear it may be real. I have had a tenant like that. The parents are to blame!
      'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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        www.bbc.com/news 08/08/2015:

        Only four in 10 people (38%) said...
        There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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          I have never seen 0.8 of a person. Except for George Osborne, perhaps.
          'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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            If I were the tenant and could get a full end of tenancy clean that came with a free oven clean and carpets for £35, I'd be happy to forgo my own hoovering.
            I think one of my tenants is doing this.

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              Originally posted by mind the gap View Post
              I have never seen 0.8 of a person. Except for George Osborne, perhaps.
              Hey, Housing Act 1985 talks about 1/2 people....

              http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/...f-overcrowding

              Couple of weeks ago I visited Dorneywood, currently Gideon's (oh yes, Gideon is/was his real 1st name..) country seat & viewed the desk where, perhaps, he sat down & finalised all those lovely plans to make like more "interesting" for landlords (mortgage interest relief changes, abolition of 10% wear-'n-tear etc, etc etc etc..)

              Worth a visit btw..
              I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                Regarding Dorneywood, do you guys remember the scandal about ten years ago when Prescott was playing Croquet there when he was supposed to be in charge of some crisis?

                Someone was overheard discussing this on the bus saying, ' What I want to know, is what was Prescott doing at Dollywood?'

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                  Aye: With paparazzi photos of him at it (croquet.. you f*thy mind*d...) Another right-wing press smear.. . I stood on that very croquet lawn...
                  I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                    Originally posted by theartfullodger View Post
                    Aye: With paparazzi photos of him at it (croquet.. you f*thy mind*d...) Another right-wing press smear.. . I stood on that very croquet lawn...
                    Oh, of course, good old Prescott eh?

                    Anyone remember the stupid b*stard standing up in parliament and saying: 'People say I'm anti-car. How can I be anti-car when my nickname's Two-Jags?'

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                      the property is not HMO complaint and will not be worth making it complaint
                      Yeah, you might get a few complaints.

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                        i know i can't with old,rent but can I ask for a reduction
                        Northern auto-correct?

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                          He has also taken to standing naked holding his p*nis at the patio door of the apartment which is ground floor. During one episode he smashed through the patio window at the back which is double glazed and would take some effort.
                          Crikey, that's some hard-on.

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                            I thought exactly the same thing, I even started to quote it to suggest it was impressive, but chickened out and deleted it!
                            When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
                            Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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                              25/05/2015:

                              I "manage" 3 properties myself
                              There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                                14/08/2015:

                                Originally posted by doobrey View Post
                                Some linguistic enthusiasts...
                                Cunning what?
                                There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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