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    #31
    as people see children as their food when they are old.
    I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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      #32
      From one of today's posts.

      someone needs to investigate why such venerable tenants can get LHA continually paid to them.

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        #33
        A post I read today made me chuckle..

        I have been to court and have been given a procession order
        Am envisaging the tenant being forced to create a float!
        [I]The opinions I give are simply my opinions and interpretations of what I have learnt, in numerous years as a property professional, I would not rely upon them without consulting with a paid advisor and providing them with all the relevant facts[I]

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          #34
          From one of today's posts:

          unfortunately many people seem to discover that loo late.

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            #35
            I'm quoted a second time here. Woohoo!

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              #36
              From Landlordzone news: 'Demand from Housing benefit tenants in London and the South East has Soured'

              (They meant Soared)

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                #37
                I have a tendency that has ended
                From today.
                I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by jta View Post
                  From today.
                  You beat me to that one, swot!

                  I was too busy being helpful.
                  'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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                    #39
                    18/02/13:
                    I have simply been pouring over all the differnt posts on this site
                    18/04/13:
                    Has she written... a clam polite letter
                    There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                      #40
                      23/04/2013..
                      Tenant is not on HB but seems to be trying to flea the country.
                      aye, bleedin vermin tenants covering the country wiv vermin....
                      I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                        #41
                        29/05/2009:

                        ...trying to rectify the situation by pouring over the HMRC manuals
                        There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                          #42
                          Been looking at hotel reviews on a travel forum and this posting from a Russian lady made me chuckle. I can't read it without doing a Russian accent.

                          "The lifegards near the swiming pool and water-slide chute sometimes are too relax . My ten years old dauther slided down on water-slide chute for children. A lifegard was there on the top of the chute but don't regulated the movement. He let a boy go down the chute before my dauther came to the chute end. Result was a strong hit to her head by the foot of slide down boy."

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                            #43
                            Well that's better than the reviews from the owners saying what a wonderful place and jolly time was had in their absolute dump

                            We stayed in a Hotel and Conference Centre for two nights, marked as 4 stars, and it was likely both in 1982. We checked in and didn't have lot of choice to change hotel and as I went straight to do emails & logged and posted a very derisory and truthful description eg "Suite? the only suite was the one on the pillow and that was stale" etc.

                            In under an hour the owner knocked on the door and sat down and actually had an honest discussion about what we thought and upgraded us to their best "cottage" -they had bungalows, and said dinner was on them, as he could not argue with what I had said.

                            They have changed up, but the best review at the time was " do yourself a favor and buy a tent and sleep in the car park"
                            Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                              #44
                              I was in Benidorm last week, I gave a review

                              http://www.booking.com/hotel/es/host...ohIng1K9h0TSTo

                              My comments are at the top as James.
                              I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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                                #45
                                The Supply of Gods and Services Act
                                Now look here Allah, about these 72 .....
                                Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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