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A post I read today made me chuckle..
I have been to court and have been given a procession order[I]The opinions I give are simply my opinions and interpretations of what I have learnt, in numerous years as a property professional, I would not rely upon them without consulting with a paid advisor and providing them with all the relevant facts[I]
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Originally posted by jta View PostFrom today.
I was too busy being helpful.'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations
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23/04/2013..
Tenant is not on HB but seems to be trying to flea the country.I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...
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Been looking at hotel reviews on a travel forum and this posting from a Russian lady made me chuckle. I can't read it without doing a Russian accent.
"The lifegards near the swiming pool and water-slide chute sometimes are too relax . My ten years old dauther slided down on water-slide chute for children. A lifegard was there on the top of the chute but don't regulated the movement. He let a boy go down the chute before my dauther came to the chute end. Result was a strong hit to her head by the foot of slide down boy."
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Well that's better than the reviews from the owners saying what a wonderful place and jolly time was had in their absolute dump
We stayed in a Hotel and Conference Centre for two nights, marked as 4 stars, and it was likely both in 1982. We checked in and didn't have lot of choice to change hotel and as I went straight to do emails & logged and posted a very derisory and truthful description eg "Suite? the only suite was the one on the pillow and that was stale" etc.
In under an hour the owner knocked on the door and sat down and actually had an honest discussion about what we thought and upgraded us to their best "cottage" -they had bungalows, and said dinner was on them, as he could not argue with what I had said.
They have changed up, but the best review at the time was " do yourself a favor and buy a tent and sleep in the car park"Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.
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I was in Benidorm last week, I gave a review
http://www.booking.com/hotel/es/host...ohIng1K9h0TSTo
My comments are at the top as James.I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg
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The Supply of Gods and Services ActBased on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.
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by JK0There's no need for it to be leaked, IG. It's all there on the WEF's website. Come back and dispute what I've linked to, when you've actually watched all the videos in full.
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by jessa46Has anyone else heard about the 'reset' and that we won't be allowed to have money in the bank or multiple properties? It does sound far-fetched but I would have laughed in the face of anyone who said we'd have lockdowns etc, this time last year.
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by islandgirlThe great reset? Really? Do you honestly think that governments could organize something like this, on this scale without it either falling apart before it ever started or someone leaking it? And if they have this plan, why bother with vaccination? Why not let the percentage they require die? At least...
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28-02-2021, 11:10 AM -
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by BixwierThe central planners have a big meeting at davos every now and then they call it the he world economic forum
in the last one one they said now would be a good time for the great reset
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by JK0Saw this, this evening, which was interesting:
The Underlying Fiction and Objectives Behind the Creation of the Covid Crisis and the Great Reset
https://brandnewtube.com/watch/the-u...6AWi32oom.html-
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by CodgerHow do you turn it off .. It corrected firedoors to fireflies. Wire became wife and hook became book!
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25-02-2021, 20:37 PM -
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Reply to Maddening spellcheckby CodgerThanks nuke now I can make my own mistakes ..... It was the fire tablets stupid spell check. Now I just need a smaller finger!
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27-02-2021, 09:36 AM -
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by Anna1985Just reading the news - re Boris generation rent to become generation buy.
Could somebody please explain to me how is it going to help a currently furloughed travel agent?...-
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Reply to Maddening spellcheckby nukecadI don't believe there is a spellchecker/autocorrect on the forum itself.
It will be your device, or possibly in the browser you are using.
For instance if I'm posting from my phone then the phones spellcheck kicks in, posting from my laptop no spellcheck.
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