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  • JK0
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    Also it *looks* like she has two dogs from social
    Amazing what you can get on National Assistance.

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  • JK0
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    what is the term remaining on the lease the ground tent
    How long does a tent last?

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  • JK0
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    1. what would any of this be classed as wear and tear?
    2. Can I charge her for pinching my furniture or at least to cover cost of disposing of the junk she has left behind?
    3. Can I charge for the fact my brand new carpets are removed and replaced with something a fraction of the cost?
    That a landlord would have to ask the questions above, is rather a sick joke in itself, isn't it?

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  • JK0
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    a section 21 notice can not be used if they were not given gas certificated and renters guide when staring, which I know they weren't.
    They still count even if tenant did not notice them.

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  • nukecad
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    Originally posted by mariner
    Your query is?
    The usual - Can I get away with posting spam links?

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  • JK0
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    Also, section 21 was never intended as an easy way of dealing with non-payment. s8g8 provides for that.
    s8g8 is an easy way of dealing with non-payment?

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  • nukecad
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    The who deposit protection scheme was set up
    Because a Timelords poop is valuable.

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  • JK0
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    The who deposit protection scheme was set up so as rouge landlords and agents could not tenants damage deposit as they use to in the past and runaway with them.
    Those rouge landlords doing naughty things again.

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  • JK0
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    it will increase the cost to landlords of copping and changing tenants
    Definitely increases the cost of copping them. Just let my first flat in Reading over £1000 pcm yesterday. Happy days.

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  • JK0
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    Ideally, increase the rent, not the deposit
    I think we'd all like to do that, wouldn't we?

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  • JK0
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    Landlord fined for allowing tenants to live with rats
    All the more reason not to allow pets?

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  • jpkeates
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    So true
    So true

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  • JK0
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    Owning multiple falts
    You are brave to come out and admit it. I think it's spelt 'faults' though, isn't it?

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  • JK0
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    formally requested a pow wow with all parties to see if meditation can bring this to an end.
    Not sure if thinking about the problem will help much.

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  • JK0
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    • Rental properties should have modern facilities and services and be lacking in no more than two of the following:
    • a modern kitchen (20 years old or less)
    • a kitchen with adequate space and layout
    • a modern bathroom (30 years old or less)
    • an appropriately located bathroom and lavatory
    • adequate insulation from external noise (if external noise is a problem)
    • adequate size and layout of common areas for blocks of flats.
    • Rental properties should also provide a reasonable degree of thermal comfort – the accommodation must have both effective insulation and efficient heating.
    • The external structure and also external areas – including roofs and fences – should also be well maintained and safe. Windows and doors must also be secure and operational (eg can be opened and shut securely).
    • Plumbing and heating should also be well maintained with smoke alarms and carbon monoxide alarms fitted and regular Gas Safe checks carried out.
    • Damage to belongings (eg mildew, water damage)
    • Illness or injury (eg caused by damp or CO poisoning)
    • Inconvenience (eg resulting from not being able to use your home fully)
    • Stress (eg depression, worry, anxiety).
    I'd say you definitely don't want more than two of those.

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