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    Plus I only tutor between 16 to 18 hours a day
    ONLY!

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      The offer letter we received stated that the tendency would begin on the 1st May
      Up until that date, it's only a penchant.

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        Mayday!! Mayday!!! That will be a left-wing, perhaps militant, tendency then...
        I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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          I have crack in my garage wall, can I still get my garage insured?
          I think insurers take a dim view of any drug use in their client's properties.

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            The Council's Rogue LL Officer
            Amazing that a council employs someone to chase rogue landlords. Or is it just that the landlord officer is a bit of a rogue?

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              Don't have deposit to return to tenants

              http://www.landlordzone.co.uk/forums...urn-to-tenants

              And nor do the DPS. What a joke, eh?

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                Today....
                I'm not an expert like you but for your information I have actually stood as a parliamentary candidate...
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                I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                  .the ten ants have no clue about gardening
                  Leaf cutters seem pretty handy gardeners.
                  "I'm afraid I didn't do enough background checks apart from checking her identity on Facebook" - ANON

                  What I say is based on my own experience and research - Please don't take as gospel without first checking the gospel yourself.

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                    Russian spacecraft Progress M-27M 'out of control'

                    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32517447

                    If, for some reason, supplies did become marginal, the space agencies would simply reduce the size of the normal six-person crew until matters could be improved.
                    Yeah, their sizes will reduce if supplies are marginal.

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                      I'm not an expert like you but for your information I have actually stood as a parliamentary candidate...
                      None Of The Above.

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                        Ménages à not-quite-sure-how many then....
                        Me and the misses bought our first house last year on our joint names as an....
                        I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                          warrant of executive ?a poor van
                          Yeah, not many executives drive poor vans.

                          changing order ?no house
                          It's his address at your house you want him to change, isn't it?

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                            Have i got this maths right?
                            Yes, but you may want an English refresher.

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                              We're not aware of any impropriety and have no intention of making ourselves aware

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                                I will be in the next letter I send them
                                Crikey. That'll be a shock for the tenant.

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