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    10/03/15::

    Moving to the UK from Northern Ireland
    There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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      From: 'How many of you allow pets'

      Yes. Small addition to the deposit.
      Trouble is that pets result in a large addition to the deposit in my experience.

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        Before this notice was served, another invalid had been served.
        Always good the feed the disabled before serving them Notice LOL
        Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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          Originally posted by JK0 View Post
          Trouble is that pets result in a large addition to the deposit in my experience.
          Wow that must be some odd goldfish you have seen then
          Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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            The TA for which the argentine was signed no longer exists
            Malvinas, surely?
            I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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              Prostate trouble?

              I should have been checked by the plumber .

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                I have an exam diet
                What's that then? Lots of protein to feed the brain?

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                  There are a number of factually incorrect statements in the letter including that we installed accident sensor lighting after the accident to illuminate the path leading to the property.
                  Bl**dy hell, those are clever lights.

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                    Today
                    Absolute disgrace. This will be the people who use this law and is what I am worried about. I just do not see how they will differentiate between who is just using all the tricks in the book and who is a rouge landlord ...
                    Red rag to a bull mate!
                    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                      Cakifornia Drought Tests History Of Endless Growth
                      From today's Peak Prosperity Daily Digest.

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                        One massive wall of text with no paragraphs
                        "I tutor English"
                        "I'm afraid I didn't do enough background checks apart from checking her identity on Facebook" - ANON

                        What I say is based on my own experience and research - Please don't take as gospel without first checking the gospel yourself.

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                          I am considering going to gent to find tenant
                          I believe it's spelt 'Ghent'.

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                            I am considering going to gent to find tenant
                            Is the place a cottage by any chance?
                            I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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                              You guys are making me chuckle again.

                              I accept pets, but in exchange for a larger deposit

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                                But isn't HB a guaranteed payment?
                                If only that were true.....

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