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    1st But to let advice needed
    Originally posted by JK0 View Post
    The things you can let out nowadays!
    One for a new sub forum "rent boys"?

    surely not
    Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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      A couple of years ago I was sitting at work looking for some bits and pieces for my garden, and pretending to work.
      All was well until I googled "big butts", expecting something to collect rain in.

      I learned a lot about web traffic monitoring after that.
      When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
      Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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        Originally posted by jpkeates View Post
        A couple of years ago I was sitting at work looking for some bits and pieces for my garden, and pretending to work.
        All was well until I googled "big butts", expecting something to collect rain in.

        I learned a lot about web traffic monitoring after that.
        MSE won't even let you post the word 'pussy cat'. It comes out as '!!!!! cat'

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          Originally posted by jpkeates View Post
          A couple of years ago I was sitting at work looking for some bits and pieces for my garden, and pretending to work.
          All was well until I googled "big butts", expecting something to collect rain in.

          I learned a lot about web traffic monitoring after that.
          When I first settled into a blissful duality with the present Mrs Wookie, I also got a puppy. I knew one of them would last the course!! As time moved on, the pup went into her first season. Not being sure what to expect, Mrs W decided to try this new fangled 'tinterweb to find out what to do. From the back room I heard a screech of horror and a cry for help. She'd only gone and typed 'Bitches on Heat' into the search bar!! Who'd have thought there were such things!!!!
          I may be a housing professional but my views, thoughts, opinions, advice, criticisms or otherwise on this board are mine and are not representative of my company, colleagues, managers. I am here as an independent human being who simply wants to learn new stuff, share ideas and interact with like minded people.

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            As the song goes " the bitch is in heat, so you better run, thats right you better run or Jon Lord is gonna get you" queue keyboard solo

            Whitesnake - Sweet Talker
            Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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              Should have read the lease when i bought it
              Today,,,,,,,,,
              I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                If the lender has made an offer of compensation and you consider this to be inadequate and further does not resolve the problems identifed in the misspelling
                How funny is this?

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                  We had as well a lick in our kitchen as the water was falling from the ceiling directly into the light bulb and on the floor.
                  Crikey mate. No good licking it up. Use a mop.

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                    28/12/14::

                    The two properties I've bought have been habitable on purchase however BMW
                    There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                      From British Gas Homecare customer feedback:

                      The engineer advised that when flashing the toilet there is a loud noise and would state this matter in his report, however he did not state whether this was covered by my contract or whether someone would resolve this problem. I would like some notification on this.

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                        St Peter vicar resigns after affair

                        http://jerseyeveningpost.com/news/20...-after-affair/

                        A MARRIED vicar has resigned as Rector of St Peter following an affair with one of his lay readers.
                        Obviously too good a lay?

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                          Originally posted by landlord786 View Post
                          At the end of the tenancy agreement it asks for signitures of the 6 tenants - how do i get signature of a baby
                          A signature? Everyone knows that for a baby to enter into a legal contract it requires both a hand and a foot print in poster paint.
                          "I'm afraid I didn't do enough background checks apart from checking her identity on Facebook" - ANON

                          What I say is based on my own experience and research - Please don't take as gospel without first checking the gospel yourself.

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                            .I didnt think the large corporate that I worked for as a Lettings Manager 8 years could have got this wrong.
                            Ho ho ho...
                            I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                              Hello everyone......
                              ..... Our letting agent went to prison a few weeks before this, ......
                              After a lousy morning, reading this cheered me up no end.
                              I may be a housing professional but my views, thoughts, opinions, advice, criticisms or otherwise on this board are mine and are not representative of my company, colleagues, managers. I am here as an independent human being who simply wants to learn new stuff, share ideas and interact with like minded people.

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                                Help my tenant abuse me
                                What's your mobile number, email and address and I'll do my best.
                                "I'm afraid I didn't do enough background checks apart from checking her identity on Facebook" - ANON

                                What I say is based on my own experience and research - Please don't take as gospel without first checking the gospel yourself.

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