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    Funny how obvious it is the following morning.
    Originally posted by jpkeates View Post
    Just tell them that you have read the document and realise that it is unfair and not what you thought you were singing.
    When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
    Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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      I spotted that, but couldn't think of a witty enough quip to make.

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        Stand on your head to shower

        the water doesn't come out if the shower head is up hanged, it only comes out if it is under the belly.
        Squat down in the bath?

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          There have been various issues with mild which have cost me money over the last few months.
          Yeah me too, but with Lager.

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            Don;t be bitter, JK!
            I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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              I have been asked now to remove and dispose of the carpets at the end of the tenancy.

              I'm not sure where I stand
              On the floorboards, surely?

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                Today
                It' fun to translate between others, using the same phrase, and tranlating your tranlation into another language.
                Summfinx lost in translation??
                I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                  LHA referring to Lawcruncher's post:

                  Your reply is along the lies above

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                    This deserves a wider audience.

                    Originally posted by leaseholdanswers View Post
                    Write LOL in crayon and send the letter back.

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                      as cleaning the common parts no longer requires hovering.
                      All together now "ommmmmmmmmm"

                      He's up, grab the vacuum!
                      Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                        Regarding an S21 template....
                        i found the template online somewhere
                        I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                          Originally Posted by jpkeates View Post
                          Just tell them that you have read the document and realise that it is unfair and not what you thought you were singing.
                          In A# " signed and sealed this day 15th December, A tenant, Ahhamennnnnnn"
                          (twiddly bit on the organ followed by maj 7 full chord and fade)
                          Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                            17/12/14:

                            Our letting agent "a" came out in jan 2014

                            18/12/14:

                            ANY ADVICE would be most grateful for a new First Time Landlord (6 month old)
                            There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                              I have tried to access the forms on the website.

                              Landlordzone has emailed me with a link but the link will not work.
                              Are you sure it didn't work?

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                                1st But to let advice needed
                                The things you can let out nowadays!

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