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    #16
    Here's another one:

    Personally, I would be very, very weary!

    Yes, tenants make me weary also!

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      #17
      I was asked today by a cheerful shop assistant how we found Canada.

      I replied that I generally leave it up to the Pilot.....

      After a playfully slapped wrist and a good laugh with the staff the lady commented to Mrs LHA " he's a handful, ay" at which point I was bustled out of the shop before I could respond to that
      Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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        #18
        "...been a nightmare frankly of stalling, gazundering and I'm going to put it back on the market..."

        and I thought I was potty ;-)

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          #19
          ...And by web designers who are also dumb who don't know
          that nobody gives a dam.
          (Today)

          Would that be the Hoover or the Aswan dam???
          I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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            #20
            Today...
            This area of law is a mind field and
            the mind (mine??) boggles...
            I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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              #21
              From another site........

              how long does it take to dismiss an employee fairy?
              I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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                #22
                Originally posted by jta View Post
                From another site........

                how long does it take to dismiss an employee fairy?
                Why not post something in reply warning about LGBT discrimination, and see if they cotton on?

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                  #23
                  You have to look at their lease and the demise ie what is theirs, and if the area to be insulted is their or yours.
                  What would be an appropriate insult for their area?

                  Your area needs a good paint.

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                    #24
                    I think the membrane is embraced and insulated to have they're piste quieted.
                    Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                      #25
                      Not so much posters but speakers......

                      I just took a conference call from the office about a problem, and a person commented " do bears [I]poop[I] ON the woods".

                      I burst out laughing and said " OMG, flying bears!"

                      It took a few minutes for everyone to stop laughing.
                      Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                        #26
                        From one of today's posts:
                        He finally called out an exterminator who said they were climbing up piping from downstairs. He put down poison even though I had a small child learning to crawl at the time and I didn't see him again. Obviously this didn't solve the problem and we ended up buying a cat.

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                          #27
                          Just found another in the same post:
                          The mould has also damaged my daughters drawers

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                            From one of today's posts:
                            I had a small child learning to crawl at the time and I didn't see him again. Obviously this didn't solve the problem and we ended up buying a cat.
                            That is hysterical.
                            Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                              #29
                              23/01/13 :-

                              Repossessed by your BLT lender?

                              10/03/13 :-

                              I know it's unfair but it all depends on what i have singed

                              06-07/02/13 :-

                              Originally posted by OP
                              Hi there I have recently collected some money together and atm I am looking at buying a buy too let for under 50k without a mortgage in Lincolnshire I am in my early twenties and live at home and with the current climate i am happy too stay there I have the money in savings at a very small interest rate and I am looking at something that would give me a good return, that is close and easy too manage and would give me some extra income..is it possable someone could give me abit of advice is buy too let a good idea??
                              Originally posted by doobrey
                              Perhaps brace yourself for comments on grammar, spelling and lack of punctuation? [ed.: particularly ref. "buy too let"]
                              Originally posted by jjlandlord
                              True, it's B2L so 'buy two let'.
                              Originally posted by Someone else
                              'Buy to let' is gramatically correct. B2L is modern 'txt spk' abbreviation; we don't derive correct English from this. Not that it matters too much
                              Originally posted by jjlandlord
                              And my joke flew 10 miles up undetected...
                              There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                                #30
                                Thanks for that

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